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Blogs > backpocket13 > THE SINNERS CLUB

**Fisherman Catches The Spawn Of Satan** (pic included)  

backpocket13 50M
1520 posts
5/1/2013 2:34 am
**Fisherman Catches The Spawn Of Satan** (pic included)
**********************************WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB NEWS REPORT*************************************

.........Well Saints and Sinners, here's a story that takes place in my part of the Realms,.....That's Right Hell(New Jersey) So I wasn't as Shocked as you may be,.....But One thing is for Certain,.....That is one Ugly of a Bitch!!!....The stuff of Your Worst Nightmares.....Am I Right or What?!?!.......Hey I Know One Thing for Sure I'm never going swimming again!.......Fuck that!.....Anyhoo here's the story from a few repitable sources.

The New York Daily News 2/25/2013
SPAWN OF SATAN CAUGHT BY NEW JERSEY FISHERMAN

-When a New Jersey fisherman spotted a massive eel-like fish in the water he used a bow an arrow, which he conveniently had on hand, to hit the creature with a shot right through its middle.
The photos show a long thick sea animal covered in blood (from the arrow) with big thick lips at its top, surrounding a cavity filled with jagged teeth.
The fisherman, Doug Cutler could not be reached for comment on the creature.

- Excerpt from "Outdoor Magazine"

Scientists seem to think the creature is a very large Sea Lamprey, a species of parasite that lives in certain North Atlantic waters. Sea Lampreys normally measure up to about 3 Feet, so this creature is either a very large specimen, or something else all together.

- Biologist Adam Edelman

Says Lampreys have however begun to show up more frequently in New Jersey waters in past years as aging Dams have been removed from rivers for safety reasons.


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QUEENBEEV - I was hoping for one of your worl famous Smooches at the Awards! Hope you feel better!
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*********************************SEE YA NEXT TIME DEVILS AND DEBUTANTS**********************************
juicycouture79 45F

5/16/2013 6:11 am

 I think I met him last night so I dyed my hair red and grew it out what do you think of it so what do I have to do to be a muse or pin up girl? i'd rather be in your bed


backpocket13 replies on 5/16/2013 10:48 am:
Hey Sunshine,
......Well the Best Way is to Send a Friend Invite......That never Hurts,....The Girls are The Clubs Inner Circle,....Those I trust above All,.....The Gang of 4,....That's something they Worked For,......by taking a Chance on A Seemingly Crazy Satan Loving Drug Freak.......Stick Around A Bit and We Will Make you a Member!!!
Yours in Sin backpocket13

QUEENBEEV 59F
4200 posts
5/2/2013 10:26 am

 Yikes! I have heard of pussies with teeth (actually I've met a few in my lifetime!)...but never a peter with teeth!

I will never put my toe in the water again! I remember being young and having just seen "Jaws"...it was all I could do to get in a POOL!

That things gonna give me nightmares!

But...here ya go...smoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmoochessmooches!!!

Just let me know if you need more!

Smooches!
Come on over...let's play in my Castle! The hide and seek is awesome!

RATEYOURSELF


backpocket13 replies on 5/2/2013 5:43 pm:
All Hail The Queen!
......Well it Great to see that Awsome Sense of Humor are still Intact!.....I hope you're feeling better,.....and the Smooches might hold me a Day or Two ,....So I will be back for More!......Just keep being your Beautifully Funny Self!.....And I'm gonna check up on you later......
Sinfully Yours backpocket13

yourmrsi 55F
259 posts
5/1/2013 11:53 pm

 It must be me... yeah the teeth business... scary shit. but you know, without the teeth..kinda looks like a big penis? In fact, it's kinda cute. We'll just file down it's teeth and keep it as a house pet. Er, bath pet? I don't suppose it would be too comfy on dry land... water bed? What are those little holes along the sides? Looks kind of like a passenger plane... maybe it's a alien water vehicle!
Check out my blog yourmrsi Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs
XX, Mrs


backpocket13 replies on 5/2/2013 5:09 pm:
My Lovely Mrs I
.......As always, it's YOU who gets me to look at something Differently than at first Glance,.......Thank Satan for Bringing us Together,.......Maybe it's because we posses the Ability for World Domnation!!!!!.......Now that's a Goal worth Striving For!....What do ya think about that?
Eternally backpocket13
PS After world Domination lets install an Arena to dispose off all the Assholes, it could be like Deathrace 2000, only Roller Derby Style!

Centaur_UK 46M
1770 posts
5/1/2013 1:25 pm

 Wow, that looks a lot like the Monster at the end of Promethius film.
and.............WARNING for Porn viewers

Please visit my blog here Centaur_UK


backpocket13 replies on 5/1/2013 4:31 pm:
My Man,
......It Actually said that in part of the Article!......Yeh No Shit Right!.....Fuck Man, I got a Fear of Open Water,.....And that Thing is definitely a Fuckin Horror Show,....Not much Swimming this Year for me!,....But hey all the Beach Towns here near Seaside Heights are Abandoned,......Stray Cats Rule those towns now, Fort Monmouth is housing Thousands of Homeless people it Crazy.....But alas I Digress,....Dont be Strange Now!
Sinfully Yours Backpocket13

bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
5/1/2013 7:01 am

 GROSS! reminds me of a monster I saw on a episode of the x-files! it was a parasite but was combined with a human. it climbed around in the sewers. this one seen it was climbing down a toilet. I couldn't sit down on the toilet forever without really examining it. soooo flippin creepy!!!
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backpocket13 replies on 5/1/2013 4:42 pm:
Hey Angel,
.......Yeah huh,....That thing is Fuckin Scary,.....And You Know Me well enough to Know that not much on this Mortal Coil Scares me,.....But that Thing,.....You also Know I LOVE Animals ( Haha I'm the Cat guy I Know!), but if I saw that Fuckin Nightmare I'd Have to Shoot its Slimy Ass to Death,.....
Faithfully Yours G

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