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•••••••The Sunday Morning Psycho Circus pt 2•••••••
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•••••••The Sunday Morning Psycho Circus pt 2•••••••  -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE WORLD FAMOUS SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- *****The transcript you are about to read was originally written on some 36 cocktail napkins in dark purple crayon,until things progressed into complete and utter chaos. At which time backpocket13 began using the recording function on his I-phone. NOTE; At certain times the illegibility of particular aspects of the conversation were added as best as could be interpreted. -Yours in Sin, the Devilboy (Editor in Chief, The Sinners Club) -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- THE SUNDAY MORNING PSYCHO CIRCUS pt.2 -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- ........."An ancient Tibetan Monk Riddle supposedly unanswerable, is, "What is the Sound of One hand Clapping? " ..........By cupping my palm, and swinging it as hard as I could into Jawbreakers right eardrum, I gave him the Answer to that ancient conundrum, and all he could to show any sort of appreciation was roll around on the living room floor an growl like a rabid dog, his eyes wide and unblinking, the bad one spun around in its socket without pause, while the other remained fixed and dialated, staring off at a point somewhere off in the near distance. Standing over him I lean over and I ask him Again, in a more Soothing tone..... ......."Jawbreaker"....... ........"Where's the Devilboy at? I have to get the rent from him!"..... .......".Whoops!".......He replies. ....."Wait!"...."What the fuck does Whoops! mean?!?!...... I...Hey Wait a minute,.... .....Jawbreaker, where's your Caddy at?!?!.....It wasn't in front of the house when I pulled up!.....You wouldn't leave that car Unless........ ......Yup...He replies......the Cops may be Lookin for her....... ......Not really sure though, so I pulled her around back and put a couple old tarps over her........ Not Sure, Great, Meaning that the door could come crashing in at any given Moment.....This doesn't do much to put my mind at rest, needless to say, so I reach over, pick up the bigger of the two chunks if Hash, and toss it into my mouth and chew it up, I chase it with the juice from the pickle jar.(I figure it's best to fortify myself for the Shit Storm that is clearly on the way). Again I lean over him and yell..... ......"HEY!....HEY!"..... ....".FUCKHEAD!!!!.... ....."LOOK AT ME!!!".... ....."FOCUS!!!..DAMN IT!!!..FOCUS!"... I bellow this right into his face, drool begins to run down his chin. When he finally looks up at me, and begins to stutter out some gibbering response,....... Three Huge BANGS!!!, followed by a Deafening CRASH!!! erupt from the hallway, like an explosion!!! ...."WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"....I scream,..I jump up,...landing in a loose fighting stance,.....I stare in Shocked Horror at what I was seeing!.......Attila, our pet Reses monkey, much to my surprise, Devilboy had shaved the poor little bastards fur off, at least most of it, what remained was a patchy, ugly mess of pink skin and ratty brown stubble, He had found a tub of red lipstick somewhere and had smeared it across his face like war paint. The effect was Nightmarish! (Attila had been a gift that my friend Cysco Pete had given the Devilboy, when he found himself with quite a large surpluses of the little bastards after a business deal went bad, and he had to flee the country to avoid the 8000lb Shit Hammer that was about to come down on him.). Attila stood there in the hallway door, grunting and snorting like Satan come a callin!....his little mouth hanging agape, raged breath huffing in an out of that red gash....sounding like a steam engine ready to burst! The look on his face bore the same frazzled, paranoid, incoherent look as Jawbreaker. I looked from one to the other,.....and then back again,....I lick my suddenly chapped lips, and with a tongue that feels as dry and scratchy as sandpaper, I say to him..... ......."Jawbreaker "..... ......."Tell Me"....... ....JAWBREAKER YOU BASTARD!!!.... Finally:....WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!......He screams back. ......"WHERE IS THE DEVILBOY DAMN IT!!!!"...... ....."AND WHY IN THE SWEET FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE SPEED TO THE MONKEY?!?!" He stares at me with a wounded expression, "I went to get ice for the bong, and when I came back he had eaten Half my Valiums!....I thought he'd Die! So I put a half gram of speed in his beer!......I may have put to much". ...."I SHOULD DRAG YOU OUT INTO THE STREET AND RIP YOU FUCKING HEART RIGHT OUT OF YOUR CHEST !!!!!!! I scream at him. I shoot a glance at Attila, but he was preoccupied in the far corner of the room humping Devilboys Jerry Garcia stuffed doll into submission, his little head thrown back in a hideous snarl as he foamed at the mouth, snapping and biting at the air. I shuddered, it was a truly horrible sight to behold! I was startled back to reality, by the sound of Jawbreakers maniacal Laugh....he's sitting up pointing at Attila's sexual antics, and laughing like a hyena...."HahA..HeeHee....Haw.HAHAHA.....HEHHEH...heeheehee....Ha..Ha!!!" This makes Attila stop fucking Jerry Garcia, and looking back at Jawbreaker, he stands there slouched over,......Staring at Jawbreaker.......Finally Attila begins Howling and jumping around, He gets both our undivided attention, and realizing this,........Attila grabs his semi-hard penis with one hand, and while obscenely shaking it like a dead fish, he points at Jawbreaker with the other paw, and CROSSES HIS EYES and blows Jawbreaker a huge Razberry! It turn to Jawbreaker in time to see him reaching frantically under the couch for what I can only assume are his twin Colt hand cannons!...... NEXT TIME ON THE SINNERS CLUB: Pt.3 "A ballad in urgency" Jawbreakers Lament." DON'T MISS IT!!! We'll see you then!! Devils and Debutants!!! -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- FRIENDS OF THE DEVIL -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- *******BustyBettyBoop - Satan's Muse, covered in this Life and the Next *******Jayden - To a beautiful friendship *******Emeliacox - Hey kiddo *******morefunlol - Hope to hear from you *******Jdtbubbles76 - A long distance friendship *******scottop9100 - what's up bro? *******Nikki_vn - All the way in Vietnam, Hey Babe! *******Misslola215 - What's up Honey? *******Chi-Chi - Jersey City Sweetheart *******hotasshumper - Probably my biggest fan! *******38gbaobei - Miss you *******easybj - Thanks for the offers *******edicito2- What's new Pal? *******and, Nocaloreload - Thanks for all the help IF I MISSED ANYONE, AND I KNOW I DID, NEXT TIME YOU'RE HERE, LEAVE A REMINDER, A REQUEST, A QUESTION, A COMMENT, A COMPLAINT, A LIKE OR DISLIKE, OR MAYBE JUST A GOOD OLD "FUCK YOU" WE THRIVE ON THAT SORT OF STUFF DOWN HERE!! SO BE ESPECIALLY CLEVER YA BUNCH OF MOUTH BREATHERS! Remember: Norman Greenbaum may have had a friend in Jesus, but You've got a friend on Me!!! Sitting in Hell Laughing!!! Sinfully backpocket13 The Sinners Club President |
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5/16/2013 6:00 pm |
you is so funny dude! u crack me up.
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