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~~ He did it again  

pal334 69M  
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12/12/2017 3:51 am

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~~ He did it again

My friend again emailed me a zinger. We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate . Are any of them striking close to home for you?

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

*I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the in touch!

The best for last!

*The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/12/2017 3:52 am
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Will Rogers

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Author Unknown

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/12/2017 4:30 am

 "Sag Harbor" has been around a very long time
The mailbox one hit home. I have a PO Box and have frequently gone there with my nightie stuffed in my jeans
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sweet_VM 65F
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12/12/2017 8:52 am

 Good one Pal hugs V
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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12/12/2017 9:09 am

 Lots of these are pretty accurate not to mention amusing, thanks for sharing with us..
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/13/2017 5:25 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    "Sag Harbor" has been around a very long time
    The mailbox one hit home. I have a PO Box and have frequently gone there with my nightie stuffed in my jeans
I learned a lesson by going naked under my robe to get the newspaper on cold morning. NEVER AGAIN!!
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/13/2017 5:26 am
Brilliant comment
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pal334 69M  
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12/13/2017 5:28 am
Thank you
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pal334 69M  
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12/13/2017 5:29 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Lots of these are pretty accurate not to mention amusing, thanks for sharing with us..
Scary accurate
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pal334 69M  
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12/13/2017 5:29 am
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Always need a chuckle
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/13/2017 5:30 am
    Quoting mrscott62:
    Those were very funny especially the last one. Happy Tuesday!
There is more to these than we thought
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