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New Years Eve One Liners ...
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New Years Eve One Liners ... A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. My New Years resolution is 1080p I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night. My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year! If 2014 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. This New Year’s I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess. You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop. People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow. I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday. Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2015 Please? May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions. I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they'd get a Bloody Mary. I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2014 and a beautiful beginning into 2015. Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them. Every year I make a resolution to change myself....... this year makeing a resolution to be myself! I'm planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2015. Just heard that in 2015 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something! Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it. New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar. I'm actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year. My 2015 resolution is for everyone else to gain the 50 pounds I refuse to lose. |
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lol, yes nice! I like to roll with this one.... This New Year’s I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess. : ) Happy New Year hun! : )
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Love the vampire one. I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel! Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!
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