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Blogs > rm_lustyme82 > LustyMe82

Right Conversation - Wrong Interpretation  

rm_lustyme82 41F
34 posts
1/11/2012 7:42 pm
Right Conversation - Wrong Interpretation

I like this joke and its not mine. I copy it from other source and would like to share.. Enjoy...


Mr. Lusty could not concentrate on his work because he had an omen that something is going to happen to his family. From the office, he went straight home. Upon arrival, his wife throws her arms around his neck.

Mrs. Lusty : I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

The next day, Mrs. Lusty receives a phone call from the Electricity Supply Corporation because the utility bill has not been paid.

ESC guy: Am I speaking to Mrs. Lusty?
Mrs.Lusty: Yes, speaking.

ESC guy: You're a month due, you know!
Mrs.Lusty (Stammers): How do YOU know??

ESC guy: Well. ma'am, it's in our files!
Mrs.Lusty: What are you saying?? It's in your files... HOW???

ESC guy: Yes... We have a system of finding out who's overdue.
Mrs.Lusty: GOD!!!! This is too much...

ESC guy: Madam, I am sorry... I'm just following orders, I have to inform you that you are overdue!
Mrs.Lusty: I know that... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.

That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as bull, rushes to the ESC office the next day morning.

Mr. Lusty (shouts) : What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that to you?

Receptionist : Just calm down, it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.

Mr. Lusty : PAY you? And if I refuse?

Receptionist : Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.

Mr. Lusty : And what would my wife do then?

Receptionist : I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!!

## HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



twoside1000 49M
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1/13/2012 8:43 am

 nice nice


rm_aladin1978 46M
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3762 posts
1/12/2012 9:25 am

 nice one ...


arjun2u 47M

1/12/2012 8:12 am

 That's funny. Lucky they never suggested a torchlight.


rm_lustyme82 41F
10 posts
1/12/2012 4:38 am

 Thanks for reading and enjoying my joke...


jac21212_yahh000 46M

1/12/2012 12:13 am

 wahahaha


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