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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/25/2014 9:34 am

You didn't wake up with a hangover because you're still drunk!


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
10/25/2014 9:38 am

Yes, I can see how the confusion arose; what with the similarities in colour and name!

Still, the words relaxing moments probably threw you lol. Especially after wine intake

Or specific thoughts re: vaseline!


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
10/25/2014 9:43 am

Sometimes confusion like this has unexpected benefits. Why, just the other day I mixed up a shower gel with a wood furniture restorer. As a result, I've had a number of scratches, dings, and discolorations on my body masked... and my dining room table was singing happily while using up all the hot water.

I really need to make sure I don't attempt to use viscous products before I've had coffee. Speaking of which, the similarities between a sack of French roast beans and a sack of mothballs....

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getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
10/25/2014 9:47 am

Similar look, same great feeling

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


demonicsexkitten 48F
10694 posts
10/25/2014 9:50 am


Thankfully I have neither in my home.

So funny though.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/25/2014 10:31 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    Sometimes confusion like this has unexpected benefits. Why, just the other day I mixed up a shower gel with a wood furniture restorer. As a result, I've had a number of scratches, dings, and discolorations on my body masked... and my dining room table was singing happily while using up all the hot water.

    I really need to make sure I don't attempt to use viscous products before I've had coffee. Speaking of which, the similarities between a sack of French roast beans and a sack of mothballs....
But the effect on your wood.....?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/25/2014 10:38 am

Man, I hate air fresheners! I once shared a tractor with a guy (he drove it at night, I used it daytime) who smoked nasty cigars. Everyone who had shared with him bitched about those smelly Dog Turd brand cigars, so he used POWERFULL air fresheners. They gave me headaches and made my eyes burn. i had to put them in a baggie and drive the first half of my shift with the window open in January. It took me weeks to convince him that the odor of pig shit would be better.

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
10/25/2014 12:07 pm

Only you Buni... only you.

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


ak_bigbadwolf3 51M
2630 posts
10/25/2014 1:20 pm

why do I have the idea that your private garden now smells like flowers

Don't compromise yourself! You are all you've got!


onerustyone1 74M
4670 posts
10/25/2014 2:41 pm

Otta be a law !


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/25/2014 3:28 pm

You poor GIRL But guess what it sure would smell nice in your place hugssssssssssssss V

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Borntobeefree72 51F
2596 posts
10/25/2014 5:17 pm

Hey that's funny. Could have been worse , wood floor, socks and landing on your ass

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discreet52653 54M
6 posts
10/25/2014 7:39 pm

so is the glade rated for anal sex?


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
10/25/2014 8:24 pm

Lol... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hey, last week, i went to work with half a shaved face.. it was 4:45 when i realized this.


FreddiesFling 61M
3707 posts
10/27/2014 7:02 am

I'm not laughing at you... I'm laughing with you!!!

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