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Cosmostraveler 62M  
70 posts
9/18/2014 4:56 pm

You really have a great way of expressing yourself!


shail422 36M
28 posts
9/20/2014 4:06 am

Oh that is gooooooood


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
9/20/2014 6:54 am

well, you are human after all....albeit an embarrassed one! I wonder what are you going to say to your daughter?

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buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
9/21/2014 7:31 pm

Buni!! How the fuck did I miss this before, and why did I read it when I sort of had to pee? Maybe I need to rethink my stance on incontinence products. I mean, "pee happens".

Ok, I'm just kidding about the pee thing. Probably.

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cchotrod4u 52M  
19 posts
9/22/2014 8:04 am

Wow...Very funny story...I hope it all worked out ok for u.


vabeachhotwife 63M/62F
394 posts
9/24/2014 2:42 am

And this would be where Dad would take the boyfriend aside and make some serious eye contact........explaining that he didn't hear anything and shouldn't get any ideas, right? lol


FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
9/29/2014 11:10 pm

No worries. It is okay. Wait till the Samsung Connect works so well that the porn from your Handphone will be shown in the living room 52" LED HD television in the presence of older family members.

That's technology to you.

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tribefan43614 46M
47 posts
10/1/2014 8:34 pm

Shit happens. Whatch gonna do now but laugh at it.


getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
10/3/2014 3:42 am

OMFG That's horribly hilarious! Just what kind of porn are we talking about? Were there barn-yard noises being emitted? Or was it just a run-of-the-mill Hank Horse of a Hose vs Small Sally's Snatch?

I said it in another blog recently, damn chicks are rubbing one out more than I am anymore, I wonder WTF is up with that?

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samantha888 36F  
750 posts
10/3/2014 2:28 pm

Rofl ! It happens to the best of us


averagman6 57M
10 posts
10/5/2014 4:05 am

Shit happens I bet your daughter is just as embarrass as you
LOL


sexy_rexy2000 63M  
435 posts
12/16/2014 5:53 am

It happens of course when the wrong person hears it. Did they know what they were hearing..... probably yes. Oh well so what. Move on.


paperone27 78M
424 posts
9/13/2015 12:56 am

I LIKE

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Vavavoom_23452 49F
896 posts
9/22/2015 8:32 pm

So this is an older post, and I apologize if I am bringing back such a traumatic memory he he he...but please know that despite it not having happened to me, or oven being a past event, I just felt a pinch in my heart and a mild beginning of anxiety after reading of your misfortune!!! LOL. I.would.have.died.three.times.

Thanks for sharing, poor you!


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