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Blogs > realsweetness > An ode to my pervs

Slutty Girl Travel Problems  

realsweetness 49F
1449 posts
8/9/2015 3:37 pm
Slutty Girl Travel Problems

1) There's no TSA-approved size bottle of lube
2) Having to demonstrate that a Hitachi isn't a weapon of mass destruction
3) When your phone gets flooded with cock pictures the instant you land and have cell reception
4) When the hotel robe fits your waist but not your tits
5) Overnight flights where you can't masturbate
6) When you reflexively unbutton your blouse when you fall asleep on the flight. (note to self-sweaters next time)
7)When you finally get cell reception and flood your BF's with tit shots
When you've gone two weeks without getting laid, and half consider offering to blow the gate agent if he'll upgrade you to first class.
ThatRandomCouple 43M/41F
28 posts
8/9/2015 3:44 pm

 Sounds like some busy phones! The robe sounds like a perfect fit


FUN2LOOKAT 50M
Ask me for a photo
11 posts
8/9/2015 4:10 pm

 Interesting stuff!


Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
8/9/2015 4:23 pm

 Answers to your travel problem
1. Empty some into a small jar
2. No it is a weapon of self enjoyment
3. Have 2 phones
4. It is the correct size
5. Ask the person next to you to help
6. Much easier with a zip
7. Just making sure he has wank material
You will have more like with the Steward, getting an upgrade that is.
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CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
8/9/2015 7:42 pm

 Classics!!

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