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MS and other crappy put-together letters
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MS and other crappy put-together letters ___________ so what i found out today is that I have MS. I really don’t have any conceivable idea of what I think abt it, since it’s too new to me to really say. I sorta feel like the dr’s wrong and probably I just have some stubborn version of the flu or something. (only that’s Not Likely) I keep wondering what the statistical probability of getting MS is and why I can’t just have hit the mega millions lottery instead. (even dealing with the IRS seems overwhelmingly preferable to dealing with MS) another thing I think is there’s Nothing hot or sexy abt MS but I also think: I’m sick, Not Dead (MS and s-e-x are not mutually exclusive letters, are they? God, I hope Not) I’m being sorta tongue ‘n cheek abt this at the moment but it’s how I deal with crappy stuff. I have a morbid sense of humor. I always have and hopefully I always will. I updated my profile on here but MS is Not a “conversation piece”. I don’t wanna talk abt it and I don’t want pity for it. I also sorta think it’s just fair to at least mention. a girl walking with a cane is sort of a buzzkill, no? (if you don’t know abt it I mean? – if you Do Know, then it can be kinda hot, yes?? c’mon, play along) if you can think of any other Morbid – Yet – Oddly – Appropriate jokes or stories to pass along on these 2 letters, please feel free to do so. I could use a smile abt now.   music is what feelings sound like. |
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Not an MS joke but it is kind of morbid: A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump. Blonde: OK. (Back to newscast: He jumped!) Blonde: OK. I lost. Here's my $20 to you. Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it. Blonde: I insist. I lost. Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet. Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6 too. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!.
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mocetar: You Rock ..  thank you ..  music is what feelings sound like.
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mysticWriter: oh that Was. i liked it, lol. thanks, mW. music is what feelings sound like.
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Hey RemedyF See crisis as opportunity! Think Alice Cooper and that cane. Use it as a sexy prop, get one that's suggestive - I can find great ones in Africa. Hint that it comes in handy for tying people to...imagine the delights of having either your wrists or ankles tied and spread apart, or equally delightful your legs, or your partners arms and legs - It's a mobile bondage device... Happy to help experiment in any way EcoB
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ecoB: i don't think of MS as a the-glass-is-half-full kinda thing.. but your mobile bondage joke did make me smile ..  music is what feelings sound like.
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Hey Remedy (Which should be a line that Steve Cropper could do something with...) Whatever happens, whatever hand you're dealt... See the glass as half full, always at least half full... And check over your shoulder and see the hour glass running down! Obscure great Album you should check out - Andy ROberts and the GReat Stampede - ....
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ecoB: i'm going to take that as spoken from someone who has No idea what they're talking abt, at least with respect to this subject. i'll presume you mean well and leave it at that.  music is what feelings sound like.
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