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Robert's Wedding  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
11/26/2014 3:57 pm
Robert's Wedding

Robert 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so much older, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepared to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it, Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year old, ready for 'more action'. And once more, they enjoy each other.

But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with men less than a third of you age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.' Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says. "You mean I was here already?"

The MORAL of the story.
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/2/2014 8:19 pm

 Now wouldn't that be 'precious' 85 year old or alzheimers!!!!


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11/29/2014 2:41 pm
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stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
11/27/2014 3:19 am
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