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Wild Romance  

gunner4440 49M
1121 posts
3/4/2014 3:30 pm
Wild Romance


Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy fat Tuesday laissez les bon temps rouler mes bon amis! Yes I do know what that means and how to say it, parlez vous Francais le petit. (I just don't know how to write it!)
On to the title of this blog, despite the weather it is chronologically spring. This is the time when a young skunk's fancy turns to love. And when more than one male declares his love for any female of his species, fights occur. Skunks will use any weapon they have to win their lady loves affection, including chemical weapons. And apparently, a lot like people these fights happen in the wee hours of the morning. Living in rural flyover country, and going to work at o-dark thirty, I will be happily going along, running my heater, and suddenly want to gag. This happens at a minimum a couple times a drive. Ahhh love! Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
3/4/2014 11:21 pm

Sorry for the fragrant drive, but this made me laugh...I love how you wrote it!

I happen to travel on a winding road on the way to my daughter's school where one particular corner tends to have a lot of skunk road kill...so I feel your pain just not as often!

Swim...Bike...Done


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
3/5/2014 3:37 pm

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Sorry for the fragrant drive, but this made me laugh...I love how you wrote it!

    I happen to travel on a winding road on the way to my daughter's school where one particular corner tends to have a lot of skunk road kill...so I feel your pain just not as often!
Thank you for the compliment, apparently severe, repeated stench brings out the poet in me. I'm glad its just not me and my fellow flyover oh-my-gosh-its-EARLY commuters that get to have this experience. Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
3/5/2014 3:53 pm

I don't have a gag reflex {yeah, I know } but the smell of skunk, ugh...JM back in college days him and a friend got eau de skunk in a bottle and put it in the ac ducts in a couple of places, and still on some muggy mississippi days, ya can still smell it after all these years


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
3/6/2014 2:47 pm

    Quoting AmericanBaronin:
    I don't have a gag reflex {yeah, I know } but the smell of skunk, ugh...JM back in college days him and a friend got eau de skunk in a bottle and put it in the ac ducts in a couple of places, and still on some muggy mississippi days, ya can still smell it after all these years
And on behalf of all mankind I would like to thank you or the lack! As for being able to smell skunk on still muggy Mississippi days after all these years, the buildings permanently smell like skunk? Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
3/8/2014 12:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh so very true! Nothing like warm weather to get the "juices" flowing!Then again here in flyover country we get about 48 hours between winter and summer and just hope spring falls on a weekend!Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
5/15/2014 5:59 am

    Quoting gunner4440:
    And on behalf of all mankind I would like to thank you or the lack! As for being able to smell skunk on still muggy Mississippi days after all these years, the buildings permanently smell like skunk? Take it easy, guns are cold.
some of the ac ducts, when it's muggy enough, emit out the skunk smell still, well last he'd heard, who knows about now

when i was going out to AZ years ago, after jm died, was out in the middle of nowhere, in places that had no skunks, and yeah still smelled it couple of times...figuring the ghost of jm was fucking with me, who knows


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
5/15/2014 4:34 pm

    Quoting AmericanBaronin:
    some of the ac ducts, when it's muggy enough, emit out the skunk smell still, well last he'd heard, who knows about now

    when i was going out to AZ years ago, after jm died, was out in the middle of nowhere, in places that had no skunks, and yeah still smelled it couple of times...figuring the ghost of jm was fucking with me, who knows
Ok, that is just odd. And may jm rest in peace, or if not, find better ways of fucking with you than skunk smell! Thanks for stopping by. Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


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