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Blogs > openwm > Just a Thought

Morning Wake Me Up  

openwm 58M
1313 posts
8/20/2014 5:09 am
Morning Wake Me Up

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Not that I'm in total agreement with this but it made me laugh all the same. Good Morning VisionPersonals.com. Hope I've put a smile on your face for the day.

lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/20/2014 5:17 am

This is a corker McOpen!


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