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In the Tub  

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1313 posts
8/18/2014 4:44 am
In the Tub

A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No. Just up to my boobs."

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