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Blogs > openwm > Just a Thought

Little Debbie  

openwm 58M
1313 posts
8/13/2014 2:07 pm
Little Debbie
Little Debbie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Debbie, who created the universe?" When Debbie didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good" and Debbie fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Debbie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Debbie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good," and Debbie fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Debbie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third ?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Debbie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!
spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 4:08 am

 I used to love Basil Brush. Thanks for the reminder.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/16/2014 4:07 am

 Excellent.


openwm replies on 8/16/2014 6:54 pm:
Glad you like it

openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:53 pm

 This one had me laughing out loud when I first read it. Thanks for stopping in and visiting my humble place.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:52 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks for the visit. Glad you liked it.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:50 pm

 With all that has been going on lately, Ive needed a few good laughs. Thanks for the visit. (((Hugs)))


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:50 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Little Johnny is a pain in the arse right enough!

    Great wee joke McOpen, yer man McDoe there put me on tae it, ta for sharing!
No problem. Thanks for the visit. Doe is one of the people I've actually met from here. Great guy.


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:46 pm
    Quoting  :
Now that almost scares me but makes me laugh at the mere thought. Thanks for giving me that image. LOL


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/15/2014 5:44 pm
    Quoting  :
Be my quest.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/15/2014 4:02 pm

Little Johnny is a pain in the arse right enough!

Great wee joke McOpen, yer man McDoe there put me on tae it, ta for sharing!


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
8/15/2014 12:53 pm

 Thanks for the laughs.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


TXArmyWife 51F
1964 posts
8/15/2014 11:26 am

 That was awesome!! Thank you.
I need a really great kiss!!


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/13/2014 4:38 pm
    Quoting  :
Neither will I lol


openwm 58M
6971 posts
8/13/2014 4:37 pm

 Your welcome. I've needed a laugh lately


tstar1973 51T
45 posts
8/13/2014 2:46 pm

 BOOM BOOM !!!


Eviloutlaw1 62M
5180 posts
8/13/2014 2:20 pm

 Thanks for the laugh!


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