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This Could Only Happen to Me...Part 2
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This Could Only Happen to Me...Part 2 So my buzz starts to kick in. I tell myself that I might as well fuck since I paid for a room, plus she isnt ugly at all. So I say something sexual to get her mind off of whatever she was talking about at that time. She gets the hint and tells me that she needs to freshen up first. So she goes into this over night bag and starts pulling stuff out. Condoms, lube, a couple of vibrators. Not your typical over-night bag contents but not anything crazy. What she pulled out next completely blew my mind. I still dont know how I kept a straight face, but I did. She pulled out a douche bag. I dont mean a little guy who was a douche. Not even a disposable douche. She pulled out one of the 1970's, reb rubber bag, long white hose douche bags. The poker player in me remained calm and kept my demeanor the same. Inside I asked myself if this was really happening? Well she let me know it was really happening because she started talking about it. She told me how she keeps it to freshen up before she plays. She also talked about how she took it out in front of another guy and he acted like she was doing something crazy. Really? She didnt see anything wrong with pulling a douche bag out in front of the guy she was about to fuck. Being the sarcastic ass that I can be, I told her I didnt see a problem with it. On the inside, I was blown away and so happy I decided to stay with this thing. So she goes to shower and douche. I dont know why she didnt just take the bag in the bathroom with her and keep that part private, but I'm so glad she didnt. While she's away, I slam a couple more beers and open another to sip. I good and runk by now and ready to fuck. I layed back and let her handle things. She started off with an excellent blow job. After I put a condom on she got on top rode me pretty good for a while. Then, while she was still on top, she took my dick out of her pussy and eased it in her ass. She told me not to move so she could relax and get it. After she got use to it, she started riding pretty aggressively and I started fucking her back. Next, we swithched to doggy style anal. I fucked her good and hard and she took it like a pro. I fucked her ass for a long time, while she fingered her pussy. She came multiple times and I finally did deep in her ass. It was pretty hot. I passed out pretty much immediately after I took the rubber off and cleaned up. When I woke up, I was on one bed and she was on the other. She woke up and started talking again, alot. So because I wanted her to not talk so much and hadnt taken advantage of her huge, nice tits, I pushed her down on her back and started to fuck her mouth. That led to me grabbing the lube and using on her tits. She had natural double D's, if not bigger. I fucked her tits while she held them together around my cock. Man it was good, but then it got better. I turned myself around so that I was fucking her tits with my balls and ass over her face. She didnt hesitate to start licking all around that area while I titty fucked her. I think its one of the best sexual feelings I have ever had. While I was doing that, I grabbed one of her vibrators that was on the bed. I started fucking her with as I still slid my dick between her tits. That only made her go crazy with licking my asshole and balls. She eventually came hard. Shortly after she did, I was ready. I leaned back over the top of her head and shot a huge load all over het tits, neck, and mouth. It was an amazing feeling. She wiped some of the cum off of her and licked it. Then she went to clean the rest off. When she came back to the room, she checked the oil can of Fosters to see if I had finished it. I hadnt, so she did. Yea, the open beer that set out at room temp over night. I wasnt surprised. So she starts talking again. I forgot to add, that I had to piss a couple of times before we fucked. Not only did she not stop the conversation, she would walk to the bathroom to make sure I got every word. So now she's talking and mid conversation she walked to the bathroom. She didnt close the door, didnt stop talking and I hear a farting sound echo in the toilet. Really? Did that really just happen? Without pause, she walks out still talking as if that didnt happen. I played along as if it didnt happen too. This happened at least 3 more times before I said I had to go. It was 2 or 3 hours before we had to be out of the room, but I was done with any sexual thoughts by that time. So after we packed up, we hit the highway to drop me off. While looking more at me then the road again, she asked me if I could get her something to drink at a store near my house. I said sure. So we stop by the Trader Joe's behind where I live so she could get a bottle of white wine...at 10 something in the morning. The ride from the store to my place was less than 5 minutes. When we got there, she told me that she was going back to her cousins, but he wasnt there yet. So we parked outside my complex to kill a few minutes until he got home. As soon as we parked, she reached behind my seat to grab something...a wine bottle opener. Yea, she popped the cork and had a glass while we chatted. During that talk she told me how she was glad to finally fuck somebody who could bring the dick right. She said it was so good, she wanted to maybe hook up once a week or every 2 weeks. I told her that we might be able to work someting like that out. Her cousin called so she headed back over there. I walked into my place at sat down...and just stared at the wall for a while. Then I called my best male friend and my best female friend to tell them. They didnt say it exactly the same, but they both said pretty much said the same thing. 'That would only happen to you' She called later that morning to tell me how good my dick was. Then we didnt talk anymore for a long time. One night, a few months later, she sent me an email here on VisionPersonals.com saying she was in this really nice hotel near us and invited me over. I actually thought about going for a second, just to see what else could happen. I decided not to go. Why fool with one of the most fascinating experiences of my life. |
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very interesting....
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yes. I hope people can see when I'm being sarcstic. So many things that I'm not into happened in this one night, that it made it one of the most interesting nights ever.
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Man you should have gone, if for nothing else but just to see what she might have brought out of the bag next. You may have been taken by surprise by her openness, but you were intrigued and you liked it. The douche bag killed me, that was hilarious. Hey, saves money. ROFLMAO. Really! Here I Am Practice What You Preach   
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I'm adventurous, sometimes dangerously so, but I couldnt do it again. Some of what happened was so ridiculously abnormal that one time was enough to experience them. So many things happened with this one person that had never happened once before with all my other experiences combined. Not all of them were bad, but still. I also have some Seinfeld-like quirks. That is, there are some little things that could happen that might lead to me not seeing someone again in a sexual manner. She did at least 4 in the first meeting...4 that come to mind without thinking too hard to remember them all. I will think of that night everytime I see a douche bag, probably everytime I hear the term 'douche bag. 
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Lol. Thats one way to describe her...
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My favorite part was her tossing back the day-old warm beer...*laughing* Oh my god. The douching, well, I suppose it's a fine, considerate gesture with a certain type of girl. Kinda has me wondering what's on this top 4 list of violations---maybe we'll find out in a future blog. wanderingkiss In All My Galore...
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The beer was one of my favs too. lol As for the violations: 1)Excessive talking about one's self. 2)Staring at the passenger more thn the road, while drinking none the less. 3)Having no discretion when it comes to genital hygien habits. 4)One of the biggest violations, a woman farting around me. Lol, kind od a sexual deal breaker.
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OMG......how funny! Yes, this could only happen to such a wonderful guy as you. Just kidding.....but still sooooo funny. And you know, I do think you should have went adventurous, and gone for another round. Just think of the possibilities of what could have happened the next time....you could have a whole chapter for your book on this sweet lady! .....great writing, too! 
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Thank you. I did seriously consider going for that second meeting. She was at a nice hotel very near here. But what could she have done to top the first meeting? I couldnt think of anything...I stil cant.
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Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed.
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10/21/2009 1:30 pm |
On the bright side she didn't get her 5/3 DWI while you were with her...lol
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That would have made the story short and not so sweet.
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