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funny as hell  

1playfulgal 46F
4631 posts
10/18/2005 11:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

funny as hell

dunno why...but lately i've had that song "What can you do with a drunken sailor" stuck in my head...

It brings a smile to my face every time...

Do i just have a sick mind...

or does anyone else take that a bad way...

In fact i am known to have a fairly twisted mind...i can usually take an innocent comment and read something sexual into it...

Sometimes people wonder what i'm grinning at...those who have known me for a period of time usually take a moment...think about what they just said and then start laughing and tell me to get my mind out of the gutter...


lifeisablast333 61M

10/19/2005 1:12 am

I hear ya.....the redneck


Goldenhairgodess 70F
396 posts
10/19/2005 3:09 am

I used to like to take ordinary songs and give them new lyrics to
make them more gutter like. For example, the Song (I forget the
singers name) "I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymore" was changed to
"I ain't gonna eat out my whore anymore"


AlbertPrince 65M

10/19/2005 3:38 am

Hmmm ... looking up that skirt, I wonder if I could bring a smile to your lips?


rm_maggienme 68M/68F

10/19/2005 4:00 am

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
what do you do with a drunken sailor,
what do you do with a drunken sailor, earlie in the mornong?

tie him up and sodomize him,
tie him up and sodomize him,
tie him up and sod-o-my .....how deep is your gutter?


rm_kawasaki288 64M

10/19/2005 4:26 am

superbe , magnifique...


patsam69 58M/58F

10/19/2005 4:30 am

the gutter is the ONLY place to be....keeps us happy!


rm_zack9090 60M

10/19/2005 7:49 am

hun just keep doing what your doing hun keep smiling


bowbone 49M

10/19/2005 8:50 am

I just love where ya mind is!
(saying that while putting on a sailor dress and killing a bottle of rum )


Boy121975 48M

10/19/2005 12:29 pm

Sick is simply a matter of perspective. I happen to think that you are perfectly normal and healthy. It's just too bad that there are so many sick, prudes out there

Keep up the interesting blogging!

All the best,

D


spikeryder 57M

10/19/2005 12:35 pm

1st.. Great to see you back in blogland you have been sorely missed

I do it all the time, i have one or two very close friends whose minds work the same as mine(can read a sexual theme into almost any comment) and we can hear something look at each other and that's it we're gone, laughing like a drain and no-one else has any idea what we're laughing at. I used to think it was only me..but now i've found others with their brains wired the same way.

We blame it on being exposed to a set of English films of the 60s and 70s known as "Carry on.." films, i don't know if the rest of the world has seen them.


Mr_Goodgiver 67M

10/19/2005 1:16 pm

I used to be an occasional drunken sailor... lots of fond memories from lots of ports-of-call that I couldn't remember the next day. So, to answer you question, at least in my case back then... well, let's use another popular song analogy:

Drunk Sailor! Good God! What is he good for?
Absolutely nuttin', I'll say it again...


rm_philip554 54M

10/19/2005 1:29 pm

Hey there!!!


AmberSolaire 49M

10/19/2005 8:53 pm

Damn you its now stuck in my head.lol

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abdoullah5 47M

10/20/2005 3:21 am

qll belle position! j'adore te tirer par les epaules et enfoncer tout mon gros sexe dans ta belle chatte plauful.... tu m'as bps exité tu me permets vachement belle? bisou


snatchy71 52F
3902 posts
10/20/2005 12:18 pm

your pussy is hot. i get crazy songs stuck all of the time, and i always have sex on the mind, so yeah usually the two end up mating.


sc0rpi0ithrob 54M

10/20/2005 1:11 pm

I just came while lookin' at yer picture.
I just came while lookin' at yer picture.
I just came while lookin' at yer picture, WISH I WAS INSIDE YOU!

I think I have a throbbing crush on you... Big Time!


rm_funteamcpl 88M/64F

10/25/2005 7:05 pm

Thats not taking it a bad way its taking it in the right direction.
We always think the same as you and many people we know have thought we were perverted, except people who know us,they just except us as we are, horny happy people. As we think it is the normal way to think! Sex and Horny way of thinking, makes us horny people happy, and that is always great! great plog!

S&J


rm_anudeguy 72M

11/14/2005 12:29 pm

wow you are hot.. want to play sometime


popartist46 78M

11/21/2005 6:26 am

If you keep on bringing lunch
to the picnic table,I'm gonna
think it's time to eat and
bring a hunger that'll surprise you.
Girl,you got a tasty lookin cunny!


like2look3910 57M

12/16/2005 6:10 am

love the open sjirt in public picture


lonelyanhard69 53M
12 posts
7/7/2006 5:33 am

I dont know but i would love to go and have you sing to me someday

TANG7769


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