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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

ARE FARMERS PERVERTS?
 

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2014 12:23 pm
    Quoting KItkat1415:
    I have been to many dairy farms, and had fun trying to milk the cows by hand. Yes, I know that it is a shitty place to be while the milking is done. No, I haven't had the pleasure of having sex with a farmer or on a farm.
    Happy HNW and thanks for the walk down your memory lane!
    Kk
I've never milked cows by hand; it would have taken ages milking 100 cows by hand! I always miked by machine which meant I wasn't always in the line of fire if the cows had a shit!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2014 12:32 pm
    Quoting  :
I love goats, though don't like eating them.
My hypothesis is that farmers and Toronto Maple Leafs fans are the site's biggest perverts!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2014 12:35 pm
    Quoting  :
Farming is quite a tough business, very dependent on the weather (and climate) and supermarkets. Your lover seems to have to got it right by not doing it as a primary occupation.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2014 12:36 pm
    Quoting  :
There's still lots of time to have sex on a farm or with a farmer!
Thanks for stopping by.


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
10/24/2014 6:13 pm

 Grew up on a Dairy and Hog farm.
Had sex on my Dad's farm.
Had sex with a Chicken farmers daughter.
Our poor cows never had the pleasure of a bull. Artificial Insemination every time.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/25/2014 1:14 am
    Quoting justskin1:
    Grew up on a Dairy and Hog farm.
    Had sex on my Dad's farm.
    Had sex with a Chicken farmers daughter.
    Our poor cows never had the pleasure of a bull. Artificial Insemination every time.
My Dad's cows looked forward to ther trysts with the bull. The bull managed to please a lot of them in one visit!
Thanks for stopping by.


HotWifeTiff72 35M/33F  
19 posts
10/25/2014 10:22 am

 Never been on one.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/26/2014 1:58 am

 My friends and girlfriends always like me taking them to the farm. I think, at the time, I took the farm for granted though I wouldn't want to live on one for more than a weekend!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/31/2014 1:21 am
    Quoting  :
Farms can be romantic though there are sometimes unpleasant smells around!
Thanks for stopping by.


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