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King of the Road
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King of the Road Hello everyone!  What do you think of it so far? Pretty good, huh? Well if you think that was good, just wait.... It gets better  Wait for it.... Wait for it.... How have you been? See? Wasn't that awesome?? Aren't I fascinating? Aren't you glad you came?  In case you were wondering, this is what happens when I have nothing of interest to say... Or inspiration hasn't hit yet... Or I'm trying to remember what it was I was going to write about lol My memory is good...it's just short Like my penis As the old song goes: "Short, but not too big around" "Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let - fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, Ain't got no cigarettes" Hah! Get that tune out of your head for the next three days You're welcome! .....and I bet you sang it as you were reading it too Anyway...enough of this malarkey....  That's a funny word, isn't it? Malarkey.... Malarkey.... Malarkey.... It's such a cool word.... Wonder where that came from? According to the internet, it's etymology is unknown.... Personally I think that's a bunch of malarkey... I also am fond of the word shenanigans  Shenanigans.... Shenanigans.... Shenanigans.... So cool.... Do you feel like you've fallen into an episode of Sesame Street?? lol Hey! Maybe we should start an VisionPersonals.com version... We could sell Fuck Me Elmo dolls and make a fortune!! It's only a small step to take.... You do know why they call him BIG Bird, don't you?? Let me give you a clue....it has nothing to do with height And as for The Count...what a useful guy to have around when you're keeping track of the length of a "train" Vun gang banger... Two gang banger... Sree gang banger.... And then there's Bert and Ernie....well you can figure that one out on your own And now that I've spoiled all your treasured memories, I'll say "adieu"... Adieu! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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30 seconds of my life I'll never get back..... 
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30 seconds of my life I'll never get back..... I figured you'd have quit after the first 5 seconds "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Short penis huh?? There goes my visual If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience E-4-N
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"Aren't you glad you came?" Hey how do you know if I came or not?....Are you peeking thru my windows again Spuds
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Oh I do like the rolling of the tongue And damn straight - I'd take it  "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Even Sesame Street has gutters "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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"Aren't you glad you came?" Hey how do you know if I came or not?....Are you peeking thru my windows again Spuds  Busted! "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Short penis huh?? There goes my visual  "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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You rambled long enough and found a post! And yes I did sing that verse as I read it. Thanks for taking me back to a fond childhood place...not Sesame Street (I'm too old for that) but remembering my dad playing that record and singing along. Now...about those shenanigans...
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You rambled long enough and found a post! And yes I did sing that verse as I read it. Thanks for taking me back to a fond childhood place...not Sesame Street (I'm too old for that) but remembering my dad playing that record and singing along. Now...about those shenanigans... Yeah...about those shenanigans... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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