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All You Need Is Just A Little Patience
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All You Need Is Just A Little Patience Good afternoon my sexy beasts! Feeling frisky? Juices flowing? Horns horning?  So what do you think about that? Two days in a row, huh?  Aren't you honoured?? lol No? Well don't blame me.... And don't blame it on the sunshine, or the moonlight, or even on the good times... Blame it on the boogie, I say  Hee hee hee I bet you have that song in your head now  Good luck getting rid of it Oh I do love messing with your minds It's all part of my plan for world domination I have a masterplan, you see.... I intend to brainwash you into lusting after me.... Is it working yet?? Have you been craving potatoes and potato products lately? Are you finding yourself searching the internet for pictures of potatoes instead of your normal diet of porn? Does peeling them get you moist in the panty department? If so, you're falling victim to my subliminal conditioning program hidden deep within my blog Oh yes....you will be mine.....  But enough of this witty banter... In all seriousness....are you familiar with the expression "you have to watch out for the quiet ones"? I'm sure you are... Have you ever wondered why that is? Well I'm going to tell you.... You see , it's like this: While the "talkers" are talking up their game, and the boasters are boasting, and the players are playing.....we quiet fellows are busy.... Busy with what?, I hear you ask in edge of your seat desperation.... Well, we're busy thinking....thinking up ways to have better sex of course! I don't know what your experience with this is, but I think the less time spent talking about how great you are, and the more time you spend figuring out the best method of pleasing your partner, the better lover you make....right? The best lover has imagination, pays attention to your responses and has patience....don't you think? I don't think the "Hokey Cokey" method of lovemaking is anything to be proud of What's the "Hokey Cokey" method? It's when you "stick it in, you take it out, you stick it in and you shake it all about" LMFAO Wouldn't you agree? Or maybe it's just me It's a bit like playing in a band....when you finally get a gig, so to speak, you better put on a good show or you won't get asked back for a repeat performance, never mind get an encore Or a standing ovation...or is that just me too?? LMFAO  Oh boy...guess what mood I'M in today Ok...time to go... I'm off to think up better ways to please a woman....later, folks!  "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000 |
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Oh, I've known you lusted after me for YEARS I accept Canadian Tire Money as you well know.... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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Damn! You're too darn smart for the likes of me Actually...I'm pretty much talking to myself here, so it doesn't count How's that for quick thinking?? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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*sigh* I KNEW that would come back to bite me.... Did you? Yes I did... Too bad for you then... Yep I guess so... "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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The thought I had starting to read this post is "Wow he posted two days in a row!! "  your subliminal tricks almost worked on me yet I was peeling a cucumber getting all moist in my panties in my fantasy versus a potato..
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The thought I had starting to read this post is "Wow he posted two days in a row!! " your subliminal tricks almost worked on me yet I was peeling a cucumber getting all moist in my panties in my fantasy versus a potato.. Well that's mission ALMOST accomplished Close enough for me "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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I love potatoes, eat them on a regular basis. As for being frisky... when am I not?
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I love potatoes, eat them on a regular basis. As for being frisky... when am I not? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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