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How to measure the length....
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Do they do a version in mm?   Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time.  
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Do they do a version in mm? Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time.  
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I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?). Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before??  ~~Anais Nin~~
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come measure me, my sweetness come measure me tonight in centimetres or inches either one will be all right lean in close to check the measure lean in close and check away come measure me, my sweetness come measure me today 
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I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?). Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before??
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come measure me, my sweetness come measure me tonight in centimetres or inches either one will be all right lean in close to check the measure lean in close and check away come measure me, my sweetness come measure me today  You never cease to amaze me. A hands on measurement is defiantly more fun.
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I did put under the pic....What's more important is knowing how to use what you've got, no matter the size. I've seen and been sent some photos that has me cringing at the size and thinking...no way.  I had a partner for two years that used to laugh, I hated it. I wondered...WHF the 1st few times it happened.
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4/2/2018 4:39 pm |
Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!
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Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!
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4/2/2018 7:24 pm |
Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.
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Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.
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you need to patent it
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lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" +
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you need to patent it Think I might be a bit late for that.
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lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" + 8+ inches..... Think I'd run from that.
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I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh Glad this gave you a I try to do funny blogs..... most of the time.
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4/10/2018 10:30 am |
Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic > Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me
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Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic > Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me I totally agree with you. 
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Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol
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4/15/2018 9:42 pm |
I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.
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Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol I'm all for adding things to make it fun.
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I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.May West sure was a classic. Great saying, and I agree with her.
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hahaha great Thought it too funny not to share.
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Haha that is funny, would luv to try it and prove how big I am.
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