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Dear Santa......  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
9/7/2016 2:39 am
Dear Santa......



I'm getting in early while I've been good as I don't want to end up getting a bag of coal for Christmas.

Please can I have one of these?

It's a vibrator alarm clock.

You just slip it into your undies and set it for 5mins before you have to get up.

It has 27 ultra quiet levels of intensity, plus 3 levels more monster loud.

Not sure if it has a snooze button, so you can start all over again. I'll let you know if Santa brings me one.


sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
9/7/2016 9:01 am

 Love it but if it gave me an orgasm it would be useless as an alarm clock....I'd just go back to sleep.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


chaso5 65M
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9/7/2016 9:38 pm

 Girls get all the good toys!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/7/2016 11:04 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Love it but if it gave me an orgasm it would be useless as an alarm clock....I'd just go back to sleep.
It would make you want to hit the snooze button a couple of times.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/7/2016 11:05 pm
    Quoting  :
At least I'd get up with a smile on my face.

If I find one for guys, I'll let you know.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/7/2016 11:06 pm
    Quoting chaso5:
    Girls get all the good toys!
I would have you over a toy any day.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/8/2016 1:33 pm
    Quoting charaid:
    See more here: http://geekologie.com/2011/11/for-the-ladies-little-rooster-vibrator-a.php
    They're out of stock. But there's also these: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vibratori-Design-HiTech-Wake-Up-Vibe-Black-Pink-Purple-Shop4Lovers-E23302-/231509406751?var=&hash=item35e709341f:m:mkLFj9NZlUFxfSFUF2tT56g
I shall have a look later as I'm going to be busy today.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/8/2016 1:36 pm
    Quoting  :
Maybe the deluxe model has a snooze button. I shall have to do some reading up on it.

I wouldn't be able to use it on a work day if it has a snooze button. I'd never get out of bed.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/8/2016 4:52 pm
    Quoting  :
That would be very nice, but not happening.


chaso5 65M
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9/8/2016 11:03 pm
    Quoting marysia4u:
    I would have you over a toy any day.

I guess more appealing than a toy is something!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/8/2016 11:09 pm
    Quoting chaso5:
    I guess more appealing than a toy is something!
You are far more appealing.
Maybe I'll ask Santa for a ride in his sleigh to Qld. instead of just another toy.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/26/2016 11:40 pm
    Quoting  :
I don't, but if I had one of these, I could be tempted to wear them once in a while, just for something different.


Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
10/4/2016 8:38 am

 Where you find this stuff? That is one way to wake up. Santa will been happy to add something else too.

Cum to my blog and respond. Have a great kissing fun time.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/4/2016 11:19 am
    Quoting Han54boat:
    Where you find this stuff? That is one way to wake up. Santa will been happy to add something else too.
I find my things on the facey page. Would be a lovely way to wake up.

Looking forward to Santa's visit.


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