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marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
8/5/2009 3:56 pm
Ha ha

Got this sent to me a couple of days ago as a text.
Everyone I have shown has had a laugh, so am going to share it with you.

A builder on the 3rd floor forgot his saw.....So he yells down to his apprentice on the 2nd floor. But he can't hear him.
The builder then decides to use sign language.
He points to his eye ( then his knees (need) then he moves his arms in a sawing motion.
The apprentice nods, pulls down his pants, and starts to wank.
The builder is furious, goes up to the lad and yells "what are you doing?"
I said I needed a saw.
The apprentice replies "I know, I was just letting you know I was cuming."

Hope you got a laugh. I did.

marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/5/2009 4:00 pm

 Sorry. Don't know where the sleepy smiley came from should be ( for eye.
You probably already worked that out yourselves.
I swear this computer is possessed sometimes.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/5/2009 4:02 pm
    Quoting marysia4u:
    Sorry. Don't know where the sleepy smiley came from should be ( for eye.
    You probably already worked that out yourselves.
    I swear this computer is possessed sometimes.
Bloody did it again.
Going to use a small i instead.


andyc188 58M

8/5/2009 4:55 pm

 Oh how we laughed. X


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
8/7/2009 1:37 pm
Well I have to admit I didn't see that cumming! lol.

I can't find a smiley eye in their list anyway


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
8/9/2009 1:54 am

 I got a laugh out of your little joke. And another one about the smileys. The smiley thing has happened to me too.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/9/2009 2:35 am
    Quoting satsubplus1:

    Well I have to admit I didn't see that cumming! lol.

    I can't find a smiley eye in their list anyway
I didn't see it cumming either.
You seem to be obsessed with smilies at the mo.
Re your blog.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/9/2009 2:38 am
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    I got a laugh out of your little joke. And another one about the smileys. The smiley thing has happened to me too.
Glad you had a laugh.
Don't you just hate computers when they think they know what you want to say, even if you don't.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/13/2009 11:19 pm
    Quoting  :
Thank you N.
Feel free to read my other posts. Not all are jokes tho.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/13/2009 11:23 pm

 Yes it works. Just attached my first bling.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/28/2011 11:54 pm
    Quoting  :


Not heard that one.


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