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Funnies Here's a couple of fun things. You might have already seen them. TOUGH. Senility Prayer Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway The good fortune to run into the ones I do And the eyesight to tell the difference When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on the new hospital issue, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians stated that they were labouring under a misconception. The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists yelled "Over my dead body" while the paediatricians said "Grow up!" The psychiatrists thought it was madness; the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the radiologists could see right through it! The interns thought it was a bitter pill to swallow but the plastic surgeon said "This puts a whole new face on the matter" The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. In the end, the anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. |
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that would be the arse end of the joke. Don't have a problem with mine. Do you have a problem with yours ?
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Hi M, Greetings from Bonnie Scotland in a snow covered night. This is a very clever post. You've obviously been eating your porridge. I expect the nurses had to inject some enthusiasm into the project. While the audiologists demanded a hearing. Speak to you later. Jim 
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Just heard that the entermologist think there is a bug in the system
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 That reminds me ... Must go get my eyes tested. My arms aren't long enough now at times  
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