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Swinger Party Host’s Nose Broken After Guest Couldn’t Find Trousers
 

humorlife 56M  
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1/16/2016 12:11 pm
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Noooo... you were perfectly clear in who you were referring to. But I couldn't help thinking that in the host we have some poor bastard who just wanted to provide a place for people to play and wound up getting his nose broken... what was karma getting HIM back for, parking on a nun or something?
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1/16/2016 2:54 pm

 This 'lost trousers' thing sounds too much like a prank went wrong.
The whole story is idiotic... But, we all know that reality could be much stranger than fiction.
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humorlife 56M  
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1/16/2016 3:02 pm
    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    This 'lost trousers' thing sounds too much like a prank went wrong.
    The whole story is idiotic... But, we all know that reality could be much stranger than fiction.
Reality is often idiotic. Embrace this concept and all of a sudden much of the world makes sense.
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humorlife 56M  
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1/20/2016 5:00 am
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As we all have, at one time or another...
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humorlife 56M  
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1/22/2016 2:38 am
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Hard to know what to say to your comment except... yes. Most club owners are pretty strict about drug and alcohol use (many swing clubs are BYOB, and drugs are a no-no) -- which makes sense, as by their nature these clubs are often subject to heightened scrutiny.

Private or house parties, however, are another story. Harder to police those sorts of events, and there will be lapses on occasion... especially when it's an open invitation event.

As for the deception... as an old friend used to say, "You've buttered your bread, now lie in it!"
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kauldronT0017 43M
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1/27/2016 5:09 am

 I have been to more than a few swinger parties. They are fun and a great deal of enjoyment. A lot of times you are advised to leave your phone and wallet hidden in your vehicle. If you don't drive to the party you have to be a little more creative. I know that I like to uber or carpool with other swingers. Cum together leave together and all that, lol. Not a lot of people think about it and are organized in that manner. I usually bring a goodie bag with my favorite toys, condoms, wipes, assorted lubricants, change of undergarments, a toothbrush with basic travel size toiletries, and breath mints.


humorlife 56M  
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1/27/2016 5:31 am
    Quoting kauldronT0017:
    I have been to more than a few swinger parties. They are fun and a great deal of enjoyment. A lot of times you are advised to leave your phone and wallet hidden in your vehicle. If you don't drive to the party you have to be a little more creative. I know that I like to uber or carpool with other swingers. Cum together leave together and all that, lol. Not a lot of people think about it and are organized in that manner. I usually bring a goodie bag with my favorite toys, condoms, wipes, assorted lubricants, change of undergarments, a toothbrush with basic travel size toiletries, and breath mints.
Well packed, sir... and one can't say enough about the need for mints! But the question remains... do your pants fit in your goodie bag? If not, how do you keep track of 'em?
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kauldronT0017 43M
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1/27/2016 1:55 pm

 I keep a pair swimming trunks in the side pouch just in case. Ironically enough it has come up and the pants did indeed get lost.


humorlife 56M  
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1/27/2016 7:01 pm
    Quoting kauldronT0017:
    I keep a pair swimming trunks in the side pouch just in case. Ironically enough it has come up and the pants did indeed get lost.
This is apparently some sort of trend to which I have not been hipped...and swimming trunks aren't going to cut it for parties in the dead of winter.

Still, Boy Scout points for you!
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kauldronT0017 43M
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1/28/2016 3:53 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    This is apparently some sort of trend to which I have not been hipped...and swimming trunks aren't going to cut it for parties in the dead of winter.

    Still, Boy Scout points for you!
perhaps, lol. I live in Atlanta though and have only done swing parties in Georgia and Florida. It isn't a common problem. The trunks are in case I am at a hotel party and have to step out of the room mainly. Some groups do have a rotation of who watches stuff though.


humorlife 56M  
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1/28/2016 11:30 am
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The truth often is!
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Mrmattman 64M  
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1/29/2016 8:57 pm

 it's tough living "the lifestyle" lol


humorlife 56M  
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1/29/2016 9:09 pm
    Quoting Mrmattman:
    it's tough living "the lifestyle" lol
And the dress code is so odd, at times...
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