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Look Out, Hillary: McManiac Presidential Run Offers Alternative Swinging Candidacy
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Look Out, Hillary: McManiac Presidential Run Offers Alternative Swinging Candidacy Could 2016 be the year of the first swinger president? Earlier, I discussed a National Enquirer report on Hillary and Bill Clinton’s sex life: With Hillary Set To Announce, Prospect Looms of Swingers In The White House Again. If I have a quarrel with the Clintons as alleged swingers, it’s that they are incidentally so: They’re involved, but they’re not committed. Comes now the blogosphere’s own mcmaniac, who has posted a swinging-positive campaign platform ([post 3622629]) as part of his run for the United States presidency. As an essentially one-issue voter, it is my prerogative, privilege, and principally unprincipled priority to immediately switch my vote, and offer my endorsement, to his candidacy. There’s a lot to like in the McManiac platform, although I would have preferred that it be a platform bed for better support. The whole document is worth reading, but several sections deserve special attention: * Section 2 (“No Person shall be a Representative who has not attained a certain level of general promiscuity, and been a follower, campaigner, or sexual partner of myself or some other person in this administration”) * Section 3 d) (“all…forms of Scrogging and Fornication will be held in every hallway, nook and cranny [of the White House, which under the McManiac administration will be renamed The Love Shack]” * Section 4 (“While swinging is certainly not mandatory, those who choose to Swing will certainly gain Kudos and AttaBoys from THIS Administration. You will LOVE the AttaBoys!”) McManiac has assembled a shadow cabinet consisting of the finest horny minds in the blogosphere. Their comments, all of which are worth reading, follow his platform. As an additional inducement, I have reason to believe that he is quite open to pandering, payoffs (aka “money shots”), and naked corruption in the pursuit of votes. And the country needs more nakedly corrupt politicians. McManiac has exceeded Hillary Clinton as the swinger candidate of choice. He has my endorsement… at least until New Jersey Governor Chris Christie weighs in with his own hot tub party. May the best swinging candidate win. Fearless prediction: McManiac will become a media darling once newsfolks realize how easy he'll make it for them to dig up dirty laundry. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic |
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Everybody run to the Scobey-Van and throw eggs at it !!!
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Everybody run to the Scobey-Van and throw eggs at it !!! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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You are done with your post for the symposium, I take it? My envy is beyond measure! Yesterday's "excitement" took all of my energy, it left me dry and fruitless. Contemplating sitting this one out.... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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You are done with your post for the symposium, I take it? My envy is beyond measure! Yesterday's "excitement" took all of my energy, it left me dry and fruitless. Contemplating sitting this one out.... Let's just say I turned to a source of inspiration most freqently used and abused by scondrels. Happy to be counted among their ranks. Hope you'll join us... perhaps other posts will serve as sources of inspiration? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Still have to write mine, but I've done the research for it. Let's just say I turned to a source of inspiration most freqently used and abused by scondrels. Happy to be counted among their ranks. Hope you'll join us... perhaps other posts will serve as sources of inspiration? Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Hmm... Plagiarism is against the law, you know? *I have not run this theory by an intellectual property lawyer. All caveats apply. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Still have to write mine, but I've done the research for it. Let's just say I turned to a source of inspiration most freqently used and abused by scondrels. Happy to be counted among their ranks. Hope you'll join us... perhaps other posts will serve as sources of inspiration? Should be an interesting forum.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am looking forward in seeing what you have written this time hugsssssssssss V Should be an interesting forum.. We gettin' you? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Vote McManiac and I'll never mention it again. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Or, perhaps, until he is made to call someone else "darling"... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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It's been quite the busy time, hasn't it? I suspect folks could use a change of pace... a chance, if they wish, to write something lighter... or just completely off topic. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Label it "a homage" and you're scott free!* *I have not run this theory by an intellectual property lawyer. All caveats apply. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Think Sea World. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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As someone with inside information, I can vouch for the fact that your sources are not only public domain ad nauseum, but definitely not intellectual. I am NOT an attorney but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once. She was paying. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Think Sea World. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Well it was all that I could do to keep from crying Sometimes it seems so useless to remain But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even called me by my name Chris Christie makes his own bubbles in that hot tub!  Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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THIS...is golden! This ringing endorsement will reverberate across the land, filling hearts with joy and pants with jism and pussy juice. Let the bodily fluids mingle, oer the land of the fleas and the home of the depraved, wah dee doo dah toot toot. Thank you, gracias, merci, danke, grazie, obrigado, and thank you again! My heart overflows with joy at your show of support, and my cup runneth over, but that's because I'm on my third drink. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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By the way, folks, our own (PD's and my) symposium posts have been done for days!  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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THIS...is golden! This ringing endorsement will reverberate across the land, filling hearts with joy and pants with jism and pussy juice. Let the bodily fluids mingle, oer the land of the fleas and the home of the depraved, wah dee doo dah toot toot. Thank you, gracias, merci, danke, grazie, obrigado, and thank you again! My heart overflows with joy at your show of support, and my cup runneth over, but that's because I'm on my third drink. Um, my endorsement does not come freely. While I am grateful for the pro-swinging platform. I wish to lay claim to a position within the McManiac administration. I wish to be court jester. No, that's not enough. No sense in selling myself cheap. I want to be a top court jester. Huh. That actually leaves room for some oppression. Got it! I must ask that I be coronated as Supreme Court Jester, as confirmed or conferred by either you or The Man Himself. Please let me know when this has been done. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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By the way, folks, our own (PD's and my) symposium posts have been done for days! We are not impressed. We are not impressed. We are not impressed. Not sure who(m) you are trying to impress, but We are not impressed. Show-off. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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"Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor!" -- Otis B. Driftwood Um, my endorsement does not come freely. While I am grateful for the pro-swinging platform. I wish to lay claim to a position within the McManiac administration. I wish to be court jester. No, that's not enough. No sense in selling myself cheap. I want to be a top court jester. Huh. That actually leaves room for some oppression. Got it! I must ask that I be coronated as Supreme Court Jester, as confirmed or conferred by either you or The Man Himself. Please let me know when this has been done. While I'm down here, I'd like to report that [blog petitandnaughty]'s legs are even more ravishing from this angle than the other. Former. The first. Fuck it- what were we discussing? Oh yeah, you need a job. Of course the quality of your press coverage MAY be influential in determining your position in a new administration, but as we have no official CAMPAIGN jester, I move that you begin work at that task immediately, sensing that not only will no one object but that on the contrary all parties to this unofficial contract will welcome your efforts, and so if we have a second........................................................okay, that was about a second, I hearby declare that [blog humorguaranteed] will henceforth serve as The Official McManiac Campaign Jester unless it pisses the boss off that I acted without his authority, amen. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Hooray! Hooray!!!! We got our own Official McManiac Campaign Jester Congrats!!!!! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Well it was all that I could do to keep from crying Sometimes it seems so useless to remain But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even called me by my name Chris Christie makes his own bubbles in that hot tub! You, however, are the Gen-u-wine article- a Populist Politician from Tejas with a campaign mantra of Peace, Pot, Prick and Pussy. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I always knew running for orifice had its benefits! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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You guys are all so funny. And wouldja stop picking on Chris Christie! He may be everything you say and more, but I think he's kinda cute and you never know what the hell he is going to say. If he runs for pres. I am going to vote for him, just because... no, well, maybe not...but could you just imagine him in the White House? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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