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With Hillary Set To Announce, Prospect Looms of Swingers In The White House – Again
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With Hillary Set To Announce, Prospect Looms of Swingers In The White House – Again There are many qualifications worth considering when picking a presidential candidate, almost none of which are relevant to this blog. But with Hillary Rodham Clinton expected to announce her second run at the White House on Sunday, April 12, a question arises: Will we ever have an avowed swinger in the Oval Office? For the answer, one need consult no less a reputable source than the National Enquirer (and when it comes to reputable sources on political sexcapades, the National Enquirer is sadly among the leaders of a pack that quickly degenerates into frothy-mouth polemics.) In a late-2014 article titled “Exclusive: Sex-Crazed Bill & Hillary Clinton Are Kinky Swingers!” the Enquirer claims “Bill and Hillary Clinton are wild ‘swingers’ – and the bombshell disclosure about their sordid sex lives could ruin her chances of winning the White House in 2016.” The piece is an overview of a deposition officer L.D. Brown gave in 1997 regarding his time as an Arkansas state trooper. The Enquirer does a fine job of putting old wine in new bottles, claiming that Brown “eyewitnessed a near-orgy involving the political power couple and their lovers!” Well, hell, I participate in near-orgies on a regular basis. Yesterday, for instance, I bought some lovely gray sole filets from a local fish market, and a near-orgy almost broke out between me, several other shoppers, and the guy who pulled my fish out of the window display. Last Tuesday, while I was considering the purchase of a package of Luden’s honey lemon cough drops, a carnal frenzy of naked flesh came close to materializing between five other customers and a woman who was restocking the souvenir Statue of Liberty miniatures display. Next week I’m going to a baseball game, and I expect to return home narrowly not-sated by 40,000 libidinous fans, all of whom may well be on the verge of doffing their team jerseys and flinging themselves onto a mass, writhing pile in left field. Can the Clintons claim anything like those experiences? According to Brown, “…the Clintons had an ‘open marriage; and both Bill and Hillary admitted it to him!” According to the Enquirer, Brown said Bill Clinton once “referred to the wife-swapping, saying: ‘We need to be happy, satisfied. Some people are satisfied in different ways!’” and that “…former Clinton aide Larry Nichols confirmed the high-powered political couple have carried their secret ‘as swingers all these years.’” Talk, talk, talk. Anybody have any hard proof? Brown told the Enquirer “that he watched in astonishment as Hillary and [White House lawyer Vince Foster] kissed and fondled each other in the private room of a restaurant – while Bill sat just a few feet away kissing and hugging another woman!” One ought to take Brown at his word: He demonstrates his in-depth knowledge of swinging through the use of technical jargon. Quoth the trooper: “It was a diagonal swap.” I’ve been blogging about swinging for the better part of a year, and hadn’t come across the term “diagonal swap” before reading the article. Perhaps it’s a practice native to Arkansas – in which case I’m booking a plane seat down to The Natural State at first opportunity. Yes, that’s the state’s nickname. Kinda fitting, given the circumstances. Back to the restaurant orgy Brown claimed to have seen. Was there a free-for-all among the fried calamari? Entry over the entrees? A daisy chain for dessert? According to the Enquirer, “When the couples left the restaurant, L.D. said Vince ‘got his hand on Hillary’s rear and is just squeezing it all to hell,’ adding the two were ‘drunk, kissing passionately.’” Yowza! A little extramarital consensual inebriated ass-squeezing is what passed for a wild swinging orgy in Enquirer land? We may have to wait beyond 2016 to get our first true swinger in the White House. Hey, openly bisexual U.S. Rep. Kyrsten Sinema* (D-Az.), who’s going to be your running date – er, mate? *Fair’s fair: I have no idea whether Kyrsten Sinema has ever swung in her life. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic |
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If I had a vote, Hillary would get mine!  
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If I had a vote, Hillary would get mine! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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An entire executive and legislative system comprised of nothing but openly bisexual females could only benefit this country. Furthermore, it would keep me glued to C-SPAN... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Not sure you can ask a Democrat to wear red panties, but the thought is there... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I can't vote but my choice would be Hillary. hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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The only thing funnier than The Enquirer's content is its circulation. It HAS to be the real inspiration for The Onion, et al. And then you have the Grudge Report. Fake news has been around for a while. Even Saint Thomas Jefferson indulged himself in the practice. It doesn't take much to send Americans off in a sexual frenzy of anti-sexual hysteria. The surest way to point out someone's moral degeneracy here in the good old USA is to determine that they have sex, in some way, in ANY way. Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. It was true when Mencken said it and it's still true today. Just because we have the capacity to lift ourselves up doesn't mean we're inclined to do it. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Personally I would rather have a swinger who is getting blowjobs by interns yet is raising the standard of living and balancing the budget then a god fearing war mongering butt head who only is enriching his powerful friends. This is how I feel, too. Does it really matter whether a leader is straight or bi or gay? Does it matter if his marriage is open, if he/she is a swinger? I don't think it should matter at all. What should really matter is his/her abilities as a leader. Just saying... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Personally I would rather have a swinger who is getting blowjobs by interns yet is raising the standard of living and balancing the budget then a god fearing war mongering butt head who only is enriching his powerful friends. This is how I feel, too. Does it really matter whether a leader is straight or bi or gay? Does it matter if his marriage is open, if he/she is a swinger? I don't think it should matter at all. What should really matter is his/her abilities as a leader. Just saying... Since when gossip rags become believable source of information? But, wait... Masses believe gossip, strive on gossip and make decisions based on gossip. This is not even funny.. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Good for the Clinton then! Great job at keeping thier privacy in tacked. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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It would have been more appropriate to end this post with Marco Rubio's name since he will be announcing this weekend, also. Lest we forget, OJ Simpson said he never owned a pair of Ferragamo shoes and the National Enquirer managed to post a picture of him on the sidelines of a football game with a pair of those distinctive shoes on his feet. Or in other news, a WF finally attacked the village that the boy who has been yelling about the wolf for this past year, Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Tell you what: You lobby for Screaming Lord Sutch (who has as much chance of being elected to Parliament while dead as he did when he was alive), and I'll lobby for Hillary. Deal?
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I can't vote but my choice would be Hillary. hugsssssssss V Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Ah, a mail vote for a female, hm? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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The only thing funnier than The Enquirer's content is its circulation. It HAS to be the real inspiration for The Onion, et al. And then you have the Grudge Report. Fake news has been around for a while. Even Saint Thomas Jefferson indulged himself in the practice. It doesn't take much to send Americans off in a sexual frenzy of anti-sexual hysteria. The surest way to point out someone's moral degeneracy here in the good old USA is to determine that they have sex, in some way, in ANY way. Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. It was true when Mencken said it and it's still true today. Just because we have the capacity to lift ourselves up doesn't mean we're inclined to do it. I love that Mencken quote. Loved it when I initially (wrongly) attributed it to P.T. Barnum, love it now. There's something to be said for two-initial cynics... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Personally I would rather have a swinger who is getting blowjobs by interns yet is raising the standard of living and balancing the budget then a god fearing war mongering butt head who only is enriching his powerful friends. This is how I feel, too. Does it really matter whether a leader is straight or bi or gay? Does it matter if his marriage is open, if he/she is a swinger? I don't think it should matter at all. What should really matter is his/her abilities as a leader. Just saying... No, sexuality shouldn't matter. But hypocracy should, and there is often a lot of hypocracy surrounding one's sexual practices. Barney Frank has consistently badassed his way out of his own situations... and we're all the better for it. That said, regarding whether a leader is/isn't a swinger: It would certainly make "affairs of state" more interesting if he/she was... Furthermore, I want to know that our leaders are getting laid fairly reguarly, especially if they have their fingers on the nuclear arsenal. I want them extremely sexually satisfied! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Good for the Clinton then! Great job at keeping thier privacy in tacked. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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It would have been more appropriate to end this post with Marco Rubio's name since he will be announcing this weekend, also. Lest we forget, OJ Simpson said he never owned a pair of Ferragamo shoes and the National Enquirer managed to post a picture of him on the sidelines of a football game with a pair of those distinctive shoes on his feet. Or in other news, a WF finally attacked the village that the boy who has been yelling about the wolf for this past year, Kk Was it Ferragamo or Bruno Magli shoes for O.J.? I don't remember which brand, but I do remember his comment that he would never own such a pair of "ugly-ass shoes." I suggested that a group of friends use "Ugly-Ass Shoes" as a trivia competition team name shortly thereafter... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I'm voting for Frank Underwood... four more years! or mcmaniac... Claire and Francis, art, imitating life?... who knows... don't people have something better to talk about? Poor Vince Foster. You know, I'd like to see what's lurking in L.D. Brown's closet. You're such a card... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Just picturing Hilary on all fours, a collar around her neck and Billy holding the leash. Meeting up at the park with some of his buddies and their bitches. The guys sit back on the benches, smoke cigars and allow their pets to play. Imagine how hard Billy and friends get seeing their gals licking each other, grinding pussies, and maybe lapping at the cocks of the owners. Just a thought to serve up some kink on a lazy Spring morning. "Don't count the days, make the days count"
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Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps... but this was meant more as a fun blog about politicians' sexual proclivities than an actual endorsement... Your point about not endorsing intolerance is a good one, of course... sadly, in the world of realpolitick our leaders make compromises. When we vote, we do -- and should -- take those compromises into account! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Just picturing Hilary on all fours, a collar around her neck and Billy holding the leash. Meeting up at the park with some of his buddies and their bitches. The guys sit back on the benches, smoke cigars and allow their pets to play. Imagine how hard Billy and friends get seeing their gals licking each other, grinding pussies, and maybe lapping at the cocks of the owners. Just a thought to serve up some kink on a lazy Spring morning. Sadly, his choice of (alleged) extramarital partners seems to gravitate toward those he can socioeconomically dominate.... Funny image, though! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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*Laughing* Well played... and it's hard not to talk about politics without ranting, as I could tell you firsthand! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Hmmm, now I'm wondering what was in all those destroyed emails?  Vive La Difference
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Hmmm, now I'm wondering what was in all those destroyed emails? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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