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Blogs > KMA5 > L's Rant

Pleasantries at the Previous post  

KMA5 48M
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2/8/2007 8:42 pm

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2/15/2007 6:40 am
Pleasantries at the Previous post
Now that the heartfelt shit is out of the way I can get down to the news in America which makes me laugh my ass off.
1) Anna Nichole Smith (I don't feel like Googling her real name right now) has died from.....go on, I'll give you time to guess.................................................................thats right boys n girls, drugs & alcohol. Are you REALLY fuckin surprised at that one? She was more hopped up than.... a rabbit fuckin a frog in a truck with bad suspension on a dirt road while drunk on Hopps. I admire her adversity and if I knew I was gonna get billions of dollars for havin elderly sex, I woulda bit the bullet and hired a stand in gigalo & then came back for the money shot. Don't completely mistake my rant, I do admire her and my hethen prayers go out to her family. For those that thought this was a tragic death, fuck you very much. If I jump out into traffic and get hit by a car it aint tragic or sudden, its common sense- logic- lucidity- rational- its gonna fuckin happen. That brings me to -->
2) The city of New York is planning to curtail the use of iPods when citizens are crossing the streets because of a few pedestrians whom were hit. Apparently the music was that good and the vids were that spectacular that they didn't notice the speeding cars and the little red man in the box who had not turned white yet. New York, you don't need a law designating iPod friendly zones. You just need to shut up for at least a few more months until all the dumbasses are hit and scraped off the road. That way all the people who can do 2 things at once, like watch where the fuck they're goin while listening to music, can go on with their lives in peace. I mean really, I already ranted about texting and cells and now more tards have added something else for people to worry about. You would really have to be an ignant nigga to have that written on your headstone------"Didn't see the SUV but it was worth it. I love you Kelly Clarkson/ Ciara". and finaly speakin of nigga that brings me to -->
3)A rumor has hit my ears that "nigger" will be banned from Texas. That will make many racist people very offended and by the time they call a meeting and decide to hire a lawyer to fight for their freedom of speech, its gonna have been outlawed for at least 3 years. I never liked the word or those who embrace it but its just a word. Back in the day, I'm sure it was horrible and a lot of shit went down but nowadays, you aint got a thing to worry about. You are now free to fuck up someone who calls you a nigger: there are no dogs, fire hoses and angry toothless mobs. Hit that bitch with a brick, kick them while they're down, if its available take a long sip of their beer and be about your merry way.
I gotta lay down now. The smell of all that shit is makin me woozy. Peace, Blogland

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