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Blogs > KMA5 > L's Rant

no more Porn Ahoy  

KMA5 48M
322 posts
6/13/2009 10:17 pm

Last Read:
9/8/2015 11:22 am
no more Porn Ahoy
Hoorah, the tall ships have returned. Not many folks are happy with the majestic antiquities moored in the harbor... something to do with Afika and gathering volunteers. But fuck them its a good opportunity for the young sailors. Travelling the world, fighting scurvey and testing numerous brands of condoms at various ports.

Now for the lighter side of the news, some fuck happy turds have messed it up for everyone in the adult entertainment industry. An outbreak of STDism has been noted and I'm officially disgusted. Porn was supposed to be a dream job; eat your vegetables, say your prayers, get tested regularly and all the side jollies you want are delivered to you at work. Now that someone has decided that they don't want to practice safe sex outside of work its not even fun to watch anymore. I used to watch porn for the spontaneous stupidity of it all: random, asthma inducing, toe curling, annonymous sex with no consequences because all deposits are either money shots or cocktails. NOw its just gonna be like watching people fuck in the clubs random fucking with a possibility of pretty genital bumps and vomitting. cool but not worth paying to see
KMA5 48M
771 posts
6/16/2009 6:58 am

 ladies & germs, we gotta take ms nutmeg out clubbing


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