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Seven Kinds of Sex...  

mommalesa 66F
52 posts
2/24/2009 1:56 pm

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7/22/2014 10:02 am
Seven Kinds of Sex...

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX...WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

A results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. *This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex *This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. *This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(VeryPopular) 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. *This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.I have enough problems of my own! LOL

tiberius1122 36M
7 posts
2/21/2011 11:52 pm

 social security but sometimes kitchen.... def a funny perspective on it though i enjoyed it


uxxx4me 51M

1/4/2010 7:44 am

 That is funny, glad you found that and shared. I'm gonna let everyone at work in on that one.


lassas21 81M
177 posts
10/25/2009 3:11 pm

 that is funny.


mommalesa replies on 10/25/2009 7:57 pm:
Glad you enjoyed! Visit any time! Thanks for stopping by!

Kisses, Lesa

IMREADYRU2005 67M
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588 posts
6/9/2009 9:41 pm

 That is very funny. Thanks for sharing it.


mommalesa replies on 1/3/2010 4:44 pm:
Hi Sweetie, Thanks for taking the time to stop by! Kisses, Lesa{=}

HotNHorny46952 55M

5/27/2009 5:14 am

 Your so sexy lesa
We cant wait to make love to you again


Flotterdreier 77M/74F
77 posts
2/27/2009 5:47 am

 Hello,
leider habe ich nicht alles verstanden, klingt aber sehr lustig.
Sex soll halt richtig Spass machen und ist keine "bier-ernste" Sache .
Kalle von FLOTTERDREIER


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