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April Fools  

hornyguyMN 43M
2355 posts
4/2/2016 3:54 pm
April Fools


I put some thought into an idea for an April Fools day post. But the more I thought about it, the more I kept coming back to "what would the punch line be?

Could I tell everyone I was closing up shop? Well at this point I'm not posting much anyways, so that wouldn't be much of a trick ... not to mention in part, because of my near inactivity I don't have much of a readership these days.

Tell you all about the awesome sex I had last night .... that really didn't happen because I was working all day and night. Not to mention the fact that I'm still without a partner.

Maybe I could make some kind of make a political joke about Donald Trump running for president and actually being in the lead in the Republican primaries ... Oh wait that joke is actually happening. I suppose I could have tied to get the idea over that he picked Vince Mcmahon to be his VP. But I'm not evil, so why would I spread that night terror.

The list of bad ideas goes on. But the truth is I never have been very good at pranks. Always worried I'll accidentally take something too far. So it is easier to just avoid them.

The closest I ever got to an April fools joke was in high school. My friend and I were TAing for the same teacher the same hour. The second have of the period he had hall duty. So my friend and I decided to rearrange his room pointing all the desks to face the center of the room instead of the front of the room. Told you I was bad at this.

But what about you? Have you pulled off any good pranks? How about ones that went wrong?

love2pleasu13 56M
6472 posts
4/2/2016 4:21 pm

wild and crazy


AmorphousAmor 64M
3574 posts
4/2/2016 4:51 pm


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