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DC day 2 - Sight seeing, a cab ride and vajazzeling
DC day 2 - Sight seeing, a cab ride and vajazzeling So after actually getting some sleep I woke up about a half hour before I was joined again in my room. Eventually we both showered and went down for breakfast during which I learned never to buy a fruit cup from the liquor store deli again. Four of us decided to walk the National Mall. We stopped at several monuments and museums including the botanical gardens, Washington and Lincoln monuments, the Circle of states and the Vietnam and Korean War Memorials. During the walk at one point we got caught in the rain. Good thing we were just coming out of a museum when that happened. Although me being me did pick the perfect spot to stand so that I would get water to drip down and land right on my nipple. It seriously looked like I was lactating. While walking up the Washington Monument we started noticing signs like "The dress does not mean yes. I can still say no." Turns out there was a rally in town called the "Slut Walk." Which as it turns out was an anti sexual violence rally. Very cool in my book. Anyways so we continued on. While we were visiting the Circle of states were joined by a fifth attendee. He hit a couple more monuments and decided that we were going to catch a cab back to the hotel. So we squeezed five of us into a little cab. I offered my lap to one of the ladies but she was having none of it. But this cab ride gave birth to the lines "I'm not trying to feel you up. I'm just checking my wallet." And "We're snuggling up and we haven't even had sex." We got a bit to eat after getting back to the hotel and retired to our rooms to get ready for the nights festivities. During this time my roommate looked beat so I took it on myself to give her a nice message. Hey, hey not that kind of message. I took great care to avoid the naughty parts. After all this was an unsolicited message and I have yet to be given any kind of permission to touch her naughty parts. But I rubbed her down head to toe for about an hour. After which she had to get ready to go for "vajazzeling." I hung out for another couple hours then headed up myself for the main event of the night. The event was fun. Just more general merriment mix in with some flashing groping and vajazzeling. I offered to get something jazzeled, but was never told it was my turn. I have to admit there were times when I felt like a couple people might have been getting a little short with me. I was worried that I had gotten on their nerves somehow. But I wasn't sure if it was that or they were just in a hurry. There was also a point when my roommate wasn't feeling well so I volunteered to go down and get one of her protein bars. But she started feeling better after she got that in her. After getting back I got a first. I got to see two women making out with each other. Never seen that in person before. Needless to say people started heading out. I was one of the last to leave. After all I wanted to be sure that everyone got there stuff. I also had to grab the stuff my roommate had forgotten to take when she left. Some of you will be happy to know that I did manage to offer an invitation for someone to join me in my room. But predictably it was declined. So I retired back to my room again for the night. Watched part of "Cop Out" played a little solitaire and tried to get some sleep. Here is a picture of me in the little house in the area of the Botanical Gardens on the National Mall. |
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What exactly is vajazzeling?
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That little house is cute.
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