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Poetry Smackdown Topic Announcement  

myelin36 53F
4613 posts
2/5/2015 7:25 pm
Poetry Smackdown Topic Announcement

The topic for this contest is'Unholy Matrimony'

Marriage can be fun, sad, exciting and yes, erotic.

Sometimes it's more fun when you swing with others


But sometimes it can lead to some interesting predicaments!


Write a poem about unholy matrimony. The poem must be an original work by you. The heat level is up to you.

The poem must incorporate the topic. Creative approaches are welcome and encouraged. Judging will be based on the writer's ability to creatively incorporate the topic into the poem.

Link your submission as a reply to this blog for judging consideration.

The first prize winner will be awarded a custom made bling by Innocent_Tender to show off on your blog! After all, winners deserve to have bragging rights, don't they?!

Deadline: Saturday February 14, 2015. 11:59 p.m CST

Winner will be announced on Monday February 16, 2015 on or before 11:59 p.m. CST!

Special thanks to Innocent_Tender for her wonderful artistic talent in making the bling for the winner
!

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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
2/5/2015 9:20 pm

That topic is terrific and challenging. Time to start writing!

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myelin36 replies on 2/7/2015 9:54 am:
Can't wait to read your submission!

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
2/6/2015 6:28 am

Hey, something I actually know about – now if I just knew anything about writing poetry!

Unfortunately, the deadline, when considered with my imminent trip to the tropics, prevents me from even attempting. But you all work on this while you’re sitting inside!

Kansas 2015
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myelin36 replies on 2/7/2015 9:53 am:
Have fun on your trip!

MyUndoing 63F
325 posts
2/6/2015 11:53 am

On my 'To Do' list.


myelin36 replies on 2/7/2015 9:49 am:
I can't wait to read your entry!

normalisoktoo 54M

2/6/2015 3:24 pm

Jeeze. You don't start easy, eh?

I'm in, but baffled to an nth degree.


myelin36 replies on 2/7/2015 9:49 am:
You can do it!

burblesback07 42M
531 posts
2/8/2015 4:40 pm

Well heres my effort, good luck to all !!!!

Unholy Matrimony


myelin36 replies on 2/11/2015 5:29 am:
Great job!

MyUndoing 63F
325 posts
2/8/2015 5:53 pm

My Submission:

Unholy Matrimony

It’s true
That in this marriage
I am but a slave

The reward
It’s what I strive for
Yes, that is what I crave

I’m chained
And oft gagged so
Thoughts I can’t express

The sweat
Beads on my brow
A struggle to impress

The tasks
Expected of me
Begin at crack of dawn

The pain
Inflicted on me
I think I can’t go on

I’m fucked
So hard and frequently
It make me want to sob

Unions
Few are like that but....

I’m married to my job!


myelin36 replies on 2/8/2015 6:29 pm:
Excellent! Love the non-traditional spin you put on marriage!

ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
2/10/2015 1:00 pm

We have some marvelous competition. I can't wait to read all of the entries!

Here is mine: Unholy Matrimony

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myelin36 replies on 2/10/2015 4:15 pm:
Lovely! The competition is very stiff!

SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 posts
2/10/2015 8:52 pm

I couldn't link to my post... so here it is...

Passengers of a limousine
Groan and sighs the driver hears
He does his best
To ignore

Within the back
A mix of black and white
Tux and gown
Accented with pink

She and he
He and she
Cock swallowed
Pussy full

Destination arrived
Formalities back in place
Her lipstick reapplied
They promise this again soon

At the steps of the church
He and she emerge
The blushing bride
With her best man escort

She on his arm
Presented to her groom
Ready for her life
Of unholy matrimony

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SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 posts
2/10/2015 10:27 pm

Uh oh, my entry disappeared

"To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.


myelin36 replies on 2/11/2015 5:28 am:
I found it! And a good entry it is!

CookiesNMischief 38M

2/11/2015 10:50 am

Hello all,

I wish to submit my entry for the contest; I am not sure if I have to post the whole poem, or have the link - in either case, I have attached it to this response.

Thanks for allow me to participate.

Unholy Matrimony The Rendezvous


CookiesNMischief 38M

2/11/2015 10:51 am

    Quoting CookiesNMischief:
    Hello all,

    I wish to submit my entry for the contest; I am not sure if I have to post the whole poem, or have the link - in either case, I have attached it to this response.

    Thanks for allow me to participate.

    Unholy Matrimony The Rendezvous
Sorry, that's "allowing me to participate..."


myelin36 replies on 2/11/2015 5:18 pm:
Wonderful! Thanks for your submission!

humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
2/11/2015 3:25 pm

Hello, all:

I'm in! Just In Time For 50 Shades My Entry Into The Poetry Smackdown Looking forward to reading the other submissions!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


myelin36 replies on 2/11/2015 5:17 pm:
A wonderful submission.

normalisoktoo 54M

2/12/2015 4:59 pm

Try this: Submission of Sorts


myelin36 replies on 2/12/2015 5:37 pm:
Yay! Glad you decided to enter!

normalisoktoo 54M

2/12/2015 5:55 pm

Tore my fuqeuing heart out. Thanks.


lyre_lyre 54F
22 posts
2/13/2015 5:01 am

Unholy Matrimony

Research - yes, research! That was the ticket
He'd show those freaks who decided to picket
Off he went to a place - the location he knew
He'd show them exactly what the law could do
Identity hidden under an old ball cap
His eyes bugged - He didn't know you could do that!
The day after, he would never admit
An Alabama judge found it hard to sit.


myelin36 replies on 2/13/2015 5:27 pm:
Love the twist you added! Thanks for your entry!

dan_nl_2006 42M
1117 posts
2/14/2015 2:19 am

Here is my submission

UnholyMatrimonyPoetrycontestandThankyou


dan_nl_2006 42M
1117 posts
2/14/2015 2:24 am

My link didnt work. So here is my submission.

Unholy Matrimony - By Dan NL

look at me, as I trib her
Kiss me, as I kiss her
My man
hug me, as I love her

Watching you, as you ride her
Kiss me, as you ride her
My man
Inside another woman, as you ride her

I cum on your face, Enjoying watching her
My cowboy inside her
My man
you are fucking me and her


myelin36 replies on 2/14/2015 3:34 am:
Another interesting twist on unholy matrimony. Than KS for entering!

KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
2/14/2015 7:12 pm

Here is my submission-
[post 3582814]

But it seems that everyone posted it here, too.
So here goes.

The Unjoining

I was convinced I was for him, I wasn’t.
I thought I could overcome anything but I couldn’t.
I admit it that the fault was mine.

He came to me one night when we were both out in the green.
He was sleek and brown and all beautiful.
I just was. My smallness emphasized. My existence different.

He talked to me for a long time, and I thought that he was beauty.
I admired his large eyes, and his long thick lashes.
He told me things about himself that were not true.
And I breathed it all in.

He flicked his tail where I had none.
He pawed the ground, and I flitted about.
My heart yearned to be one with his.

He leaned in towards me, and made me flutter, inside and out.
And then he told me that he would see me the next night,
and galloped away.

I was stunned.
I couldn’t think.
I just wanted more.

This went on for some time before I realized that I had not a clue
what he was, where he was from, where he went each night.
But still, I wanted more.

One day he told me that I was interesting.
I couldn’t believe it. He thought I was worth thought.
And I wanted more.

Our community didn’t understand our love.
They were put off by it.
And still I wanted him all the more.

One day, he proposed that we be together for the rest of our lives.
In dismay I could see that it would not work but...
But for the stillness of my thoughts and heart when he was near,

I could not fathom the harm in our marriage.
I loved his being, his soul, his love for me.
So I accepted it all, buttons and hides and silver.

Still he left me each night, to sleep where ever he slept,
Leaving me to my little flower home, alone and lonely,
leaving me bereft of my sustenance.

As time went on, I began to question why I could think
when he was away, but not when he was near.
And I began to plan my escape from his attentions.

I didn’t realize that I was leaving him, before I actually did.
I didn’t know that my heart could hurt and ache so.
I only surmised that in leaving, I would be me, again.

We did not get married in that fey place, that magical garden,
we separated, painfully, as one would be parted from one’s limb,
and we threw spite and heat at each other, until no love was left.

Our community would not tolerate our unholy matrimony,
pulling threads of our magic and ways apart.
Making our world spin the wrong way.

And yet with much regret do I look back over my shoulder
at the paw that touched the ground near my heart,
and at the sound of galloping away.

The observant make the best lovers,
I may not do right, but I do write,
I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life,
Kitkat
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myelin36 replies on 2/15/2015 1:57 am:
I am speechless. This is excellent kitkat.

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