- You've made through more than half your life and your still here. - You can laugh your ass off when you're you get carded to buy a pack of cigarettes or booze. - You can tell the clerk who's carding you you're old enough to be their parent or grandparent. - For some us us ladies, we can have sex and not worry about getting knocked up. - Sex is fun...not just a requirement. - Retirement isn't that far away any more. - You're not afraid to use that AARP card to save $. - You've become that UNFILTERED family member. - You know your ultimate relationship is now YOU. - You're cool with doing things alone....Going to the movies, taking yourself to lunch... - You are who you are and don't give a damn if someone likes it or not. - A two or four passenger vehicle is now practical and necessary. No...I can't help you move! - You can use your age as an excuse to not do shit you really didn't want to do in the first place. - A person you can talk to and can make you laugh are more of a turn on than the hottie with the body. - You realize there is still so much more to do and see, so you just get up and go to it. - You laugh at the 20 and 30 somethings paying to have their hair bleached gray. - Grandkids know you're way cooler and smarter than their parents....lol - You know there is a ton of fun things to do in life if the battery on a device dies. - All the big shit is now a bunch of lil shit that you can breeze on through.