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Take notes....wink
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Take notes....wink "Wow this just gets better. I thought I covered everything in the last 2 posts but maaaaann I was not even close. So I got more emails from you gals and damn if this is my competition why am I still single? ... oh yeah forgot, I'm to busy writing posts. Keep the stories coming. LOL LOL LOL ! So here is more asinine stuff some jerk offs do / are / represent themselves as - to insure that when you are out with them there won't be a lot of interest, fun... and uh ...what's the opposite of making you totally barf? Okay first - What's that smell? Is that an open sewer? no, it's his breath. Brushing? Flossing ? Some guys just don't have time for all that nonsense. Still, they can't figure out why they didn't get that little good night kiss they felt they earned with all the "great" conversation. Maybe it's because his breath smells like something crawled inside his mouth, died, came back to life, took a shit and died again. At least use some mouthwash, if that doesn't work try Drano. Another thing gals don't like - Zombie teeth. Usually found on the guy above. Not only is he missing some teeth but he's missing parts of other teeth. And what teeth that are there have taken on colors generally not associated with teeth like gray, dark brown, black and iridescent green. Really this guy should keep his mouth closed and just learn sign language. She probably doesn't want to hear what he has to say anyway. Which brings us to ..... He's booooorrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggg. For some people it's really hard to be interesting, but on a date, no guy should be talking about: A. How good he is at video games. ( Sure beats having a J.O.B. huh? ) B. His collection of unopened packages of Star Wars action figures, (yeah, great their collectables) He's cool. . C. His penis ( I have heard of guys doing this ) D. How much he can bench (try talking more about how much you make, better yet don't do that, she probably can guess what minimum wage is now) E. His job at Discount tire. (good thing he got that high school diploma)and so on... Also ...( okay and I've made this mistake too ) don't talk about sex unless she brings it up. Crazy thing.... most girls aren't sluts. And even the ones that are don't want to be treated like one. Talking about sex on a first date is like getting in her pants. It's by invitation only. I'm willing to bet even Hugh Heffner doesn't do this. And he could probably get away with it. Losers can't. Okay, this one is kind of cold blooded, but... don't lie about your height. Dude, if you tell her on the phone your 5' 9 and your really 5' 1', do you really really really think she is not going to notice? Hmmm. Better wear some boots. Look, if she wanted to date Tattoo she'd go on Fantasy Island, or for the younger girls, if she wanted to go out with Mini Me she'd call Dr Evil. And one more for now, the guy is so flabby and out of shape that even the Pillsbury dough boy can kick his ass. He gets winded going up a flight of step ( yes 1 step ). He breaths heavy, from such strenuous activities as lifting a fork or talking and the girl can only wonder if he's panting because he's out of breath or because he's starring at her tits or his. Dude, join a gym, and lay off the midnight buffet, better yet hire somebody cool to go on the date in your place you fat fuck. So happy dating, I'm sure there are some mature, good looking , smart guys on there. ... Besides me (just kidding) - 45 year old white guy (craiglist blogger) "You have to know that I didn't write this...I wish I had...this is from a guy that has blogged this on Craiglist..." dripping dot sexy |
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Hey, my teeth are all mine. I paid for every one and paid in full!...lol So, they are mine! Who ever actually kissed an ashtray to compare what it's like to kiss a smoker is a true idiot. Hell I have never even kissed an ashtry and I have several of them. Bad breath is bad breath, a total lack of personal hygene, likely those don't even take a shower every day and use soap, not some "body wash", to be clean. Totally nasty is the girl who takes bathes, washes in her own filth, then expects a guy to LOVE going down on her. How gross! Then she wonders why she doesn't hear back from him wanting more as she knows she has a very sexy body...choke, puke, take a shower and really clean the parts you want to get attention!
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seems to me to be dead on. just dont lie about anything. if you didnt do it dont say you did.
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5/26/2010 9:20 pm |
I like it! Very informative!
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Now thats a mouthful...Ill have to ponder all that before i respond, most i accept as seen, some im a little confused about...maybe after pondering more ill get it, lets hope, but either way, interesting blog
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Hey I brsushed my teeth last week. So what is the Problem?
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Passed that test. It's tough being a guy. We have to know what to say, how to dress, and how to be charming. All we have as models are the actors on TV, the big screen, fathers, teachers, and don't forget our coaches,(always scratching themselves, burping and farting.) I'm glad I started early, 1st grade, fell in love with my teacher and tried to woe her. 2nd grade scary teacher, looked at the girls and chased them home on my bike with my friend on the handle bars. 3rd grade, 4th and 5th, good looking teachers, I developed an eye for mature ladies. Had older brothers, watched them go down in flames. Started reading all of mom's magazines as to how to get your man to do this or that, how to please your man, what women don't like. So yes, I brush my tooth, just kidding, I have all of them still. Floss, bathe, dress nice,(thanks to a girlfriend who used to work at a men's clothing store, she gave me good tips.) Work hard, and have good manners. Not pushy, or selfish, I've learned how to do the things ladies like and appreciate. That's all I have to say about that. Thanks for not settle, make those knuckleheads learn the hard way. Come on guys, pick up a self help book or get a subscription to some girlie magazine and learn a thing or two.
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10/13/2009 8:41 pm |
Hi N ! It was a joy to have you visit my blog ! I will be lookign forward to our getting better acquainted sometime soon ! 1Tstfulgy
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10/12/2009 1:41 pm |
LOL Still no comments back from you .  Have a great week ! RG
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9/19/2009 1:35 pm |
Follow up to above ! LOL I agree fully with the personal discription bit ! It is very frustrating and outright disrespectful not to be upfront and honest in your profile ! And for everyone except the posers that never intend to meet anyone, a real waste of both individuals time ! Not to say that the posers are not also, always a waste of time !! I list my height as 6' and I am a real 6' as that is barefoot. I have a really good lady friend that insists I must be at least 6'3 (even though I have told her I am just 6') as one of her old boyfriends told her he was 6' and she says it is evident that I am at least 3-4"" taller ! LOL Though that may due to that age old perception problem some women have. For their entire life they have been told that 5" long was really 9-10" for something, and it has their ability to judge size all a skelter... LOL She is a wonderful person but her logic is sometimes a bit thin ! A persons weight can also fluctuate a bit but lets be real about that too ! LOL I have been stunned by the women that discribe themselves as average or just a few extra pounds that weigh close to or well over 200 lb and are less than 5'6 in height ! Perhaps that is an average for the crowd they run with , but ??? where else !
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8/30/2009 2:17 pm |
ROFL !!!!!!!!! You have said it so well ! What you left out in this one at least is always a puzzle to me ! The fact that so many women claim to be looking for a nice guy yet they are constantly complaining about how bad all the guys are that they end up datinga are ! It is often just as apparent that this is the way they are going to treat all ladies as the BAD TEETH image above is on first or second glance(smell) ... Have a great day ! RG
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8/30/2009 4:56 am |
love to chat with you sometime
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