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Blogs > itzchic824 > The Voices Inside

2 jump starts and a blood transfusion  

itzchic824 37F
1215 posts
1/13/2016 9:14 pm

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1/16/2016 2:02 pm
2 jump starts and a blood transfusion

Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st Nurse says 'I can't let that go to waste', & rides him. The 2nd Nurse does the same. The 3rd Nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the Man sits up & the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The Man replies 'I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel fuckin great!!!'
I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!
Wanton_Wench2 62F  
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1/13/2016 9:28 pm
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dan_nl_2006 42M
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1/13/2016 9:57 pm

 Very funny. I guess everyone needs a "jump start"


itzchic824 replies on 1/16/2016 2:03 pm:
This showcases my morbid sense of humor.

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