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Blogs > almostalwaysaldy > Simple insights

I'LL TAKE THE PERKY BOOBS  

almostalwaysaldy 75F
2421 posts
4/17/2008 11:44 pm

Last Read:
4/27/2008 4:10 am
I'LL TAKE THE PERKY BOOBS

ANNOUNCEMENT

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Carrickmania 63M
1362 posts
4/18/2008 12:02 am

 funny really funny.
"My thoughts are my property as the air in my lungs is my property." Tak Kak.


Teleman1962 61M

4/18/2008 12:06 am

 This just shows the pulse of the world.


yaneverknow42 64M

4/18/2008 5:39 am

 Or what they did with them........


pantyman125 79M

4/18/2008 7:10 am

 Hi Bonnie~~My Viagra cost $75.95 for 6 Little Blue Pills ~~ What will be the cost differencial (and of course, need to know where to get them??)

Be Safe/Warm Hugs~~Bill
I came into this world with nothing, and I have most of it left~~


rm_Newbee1957 61M
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2964 posts
4/18/2008 7:59 am

 Your right...We should get together NOW, while we can still remember how and why.
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Come visit my blog and have some Mental Margaritas


469tall 76M
16824 posts
4/18/2008 12:38 pm

 There is a challenge for your readers, come up with various drink combinations using Viagra.

A Tom and Jerry with Viagra = Batter up.

Cherry Tool Box + viagra = Hairy Tool Box
1/2 oz Half and Half
1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
6 Maraschino Cherries
1/2 oz Maraschino Cherry Juice
vigara

Bee Sting + viagra = Bee Stung
1 1/4 oz Blackberry Brandy
3/4 oz White Creme de Menthe
Ice
viagra


The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


rm_HOTAZ4LUST 48M
38 posts
4/19/2008 3:36 am

 Whats the point of having sex if u cant remember it


_Truman_ 112M
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4/20/2008 3:56 pm

Love it!

'Saw something on one of those Paid Programming channels the other night .... One of the "male enhancement" companies (can't remember the product name) now markets soft drinks (w/ sugar and w/o sugar) along with their handy-dandy pills. You can drink their refreshing soft drinks and get BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER! Look out Coca-Cola and Pepsico!!!


perfect50ass 71M
12 posts
4/24/2008 8:32 am

 Bonnie,seems I have had visual contact with you for years.I look at it like this,after I'm not sexual,have no clue where the hell I am and nobody will talk to me,sitting in my wheel chair out in the sun....Well,give a blue one,paint a little face on my dick,a little hat and I can have someone to talk to,I'll feel good,won't know why,but fuck it,who cares!!Ron


rm_ric2xplod 63M
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4/26/2008 7:50 pm

 I think pepsi will have some competition with their line of stimulant drinks from "7 Up", "Tool Aid" and "Dr. Pecker". Have fun all !!!


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