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uNNecessary stress ?? relief techniques, of the HUMOROUS kind...1
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uNNecessary stress ?? relief techniques, of the HUMOROUS kind...1 Q. How is a woman like a condom? A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q. Why is a mans semen white and urine yellow? A. So he can tell if hes coming or going. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS. How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark. Why don't men have hemorrhoids? Because when God created man, he created the perfect asshole. A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card, invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone. "The evening was a disaster," he moaned. "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother. "Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook ..." much love {=}  uNNecessary stress relief techniques, of the logical kind
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 They say that behind every successful man, there stands a woman. Or is it that the woman would be successful if the guy wasn't standing in front of her getting in the way? 
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1/26/2012 7:37 am |
Thank You for the stress relief!
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They say that behind every successful man, there stands a woman. Or is it that the woman would be successful if the guy wasn't standing in front of her getting in the way? 
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Hahaha 
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Thank You for the stress relief!
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I was laughing my butt off while I hunted these jokes up 
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I know plenty of guys with hemorroids but they usually drink booze every day and never eat fruit! insert exploding bomb image here
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I know plenty of guys with hemorroids but they usually drink booze every day and never eat fruit!
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As i saw your uNNecessary stress series, I figured the most comments would go to your erotic story, followed by this one, trailed by the trust and communications post.... I was right on eroticism, but humor (albeit man-bashing funnies) surprisingly lost out to logic.... interesting...
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on here humor usually will beat out logic, I suppose its because most of us come here to enjoy ourselves first and foremost. those are the type I seem to attract at least, so it wasn't a suprise to me, but every once in awile I will throw something logical or spiritual into the mix... you never know
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