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Naughty Carol Contest
12/22/2008 2:00 pm |
The short under 100 words version - one verse only, to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels sing. Fuck the perverts, make them sing, Glory to the new Porn king, Tease on tits and mercy no, Cock and semen it will flow, Joyfull, all the cocks will rise, Pointing upward to the skies, All the perverts will proclaim, Won't you please, untie them, Fuck the perverts make them sing, Glory to the new porn king.
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1 post 12/22/2008 1:55 pm |
Rocking around the Christmas Tree at the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Ev'ry couple tries to stop You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rocking around the Christmas Tree Have a happy holiday Everyone's dancing merrily In a new old fashioned way Fucking around the Christmas Tree Let the gang bang Spirit ring Later we'll have some circle jerks and we'll do some 69 You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear the orgasm singing "Let's be fucking; Deck her face with boughs of cum" Fucking around the Christmas Tree Have a naughty holiday Everyone's fucking merrily In a new old fashioned way
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1 post 12/22/2008 1:35 pm |
Twinkle Twinkle oh what a star! VisionPersonals.com, that's what they are.. As a gold member, you know who I am.. It don't get any better than Live Web Cam. After finding a few women,and maybe a slut? I know what I must do - before I bust my nut While I'm there,giving em' a show Ill play with my cock while they watch it grow At first it felt different,and a bit Funky To sit and cam while spanking my monkey. As they bend over,and finger there butt That's It That's All, I'm bust'in my Nut!! I may of got lost with my christmas rhyme? Oh well Fuck It Cuz Im going back on line!!! 
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12/22/2008 1:19 pm |
Her Gift As my wife unwraps the gift that I've given She's surprised to see how big it has risen In her eye's I see such delight I can already tell it will be a good night She pulls up that cock and slides it on in And looks up at me and gives me that grin Now that she's peaking, her moans are so loud My Christmas gift has made me so proud Knowing I'd topped last years gift once more She smiled back at me and walked her gift to the door
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12/22/2008 1:18 pm |
Train!! you get my Vote
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OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT HOT SEX SOUNDS SO DELIGHTFUL, WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE YOU KNOW TEXT A HOE TEXT A HOE TEXT A HOE
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12/22/2008 12:41 pm |
MAY EVERY ON HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND I HOPE YOU ALL FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS SURPRISES BE HAPPY ONES KITTY
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     ty kind sir..!  Simon Cowel...  ....he can get me wet anytime he likes .. hugs xxx   In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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12/22/2008 8:57 am |
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, IT WAS ME AND MY SPOUSE. HIS BALLS WAS ON MY CHIN, HIS DICK WAS IN MY MOUTH. STOKE WITH MY TONGUE AS I SUCKED IT WITH CARE. IN HOPES THAT MY FAT NUT WILL SOON BE THERE. MS WET PUSSY
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12/22/2008 7:49 am |
to the sound of winter wonder land. her tits are smooth and curvy and her ass is whiter than snow i'll get pussy tonight in this wonder land i know get down get down come on bitch blow suck on my pole i'll even fuck your asshole because! her tits are smooth and curvy and her ass is whiter than snow i'll get pussy tonight in this wonder land i know
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12/22/2008 7:40 am |
jingle bells shot gun shells granny get your gun susie on the kitchen floor she's fuckin bobbys tounge. a day or two ago i bought a $20.00 ho she did everything just right she fucked my cock all night. i fucked her in her holes in and out he went and when the morning came my dick he was all spent. oh jingle bells, jingle bells
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12/22/2008 7:36 am |
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mom in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon was so bright that it lit up the yard, The place was a mess, something hit it real hard. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a crooked old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Fuckin' slow down, or I'll cut off your nuts. Over the lamp post, and don't hit that tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up in the shrub. And then from the roof came a hell of a splatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down through the chimney he came with a crash. His suit was all soaking with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. "That was some cathouse," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, so I'll hang for awhile." He walked to the kitchen and poured up a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a black leather whip, Next were some X-rated video clips. A box full of condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pack of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And boxes of goodies I won't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa would shit, If you don't mind I'll leave it all here when I split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, And he fell on his buttocks and broke wind instead. He cursed and got up and climbed into his hitch, "Let's go ya varmits, the night's been a bitch!" The shuddering lurch slammed him back in his chair, And he let out a belch as they took to the air, Bending the lamp post and raking the tree, He bounced off a rooftop and finally got free. "I'm comin' home, woman!" he sang with a smirk, "So grab both your ankles, and pull up your skirt!"
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12/22/2008 5:26 am |
Rudolph the horny reindeer Endowed with a beautiful pole One of the female reindeer Let him have the entrance to her hole All other female reindeer Waited as they watched in heat Hoping, the horny Rudolph Would give them each a chance to meet Then one awesome Christmas Eve The reindeer came to say Hey, Rudolph what are you doing tonight Come and see us, can you make your way Then all the reindeer gathered Licking cunts and sucking on his balls Rudolph, the horny reindeer You're the greatest fuck of all!
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12/22/2008 5:22 am |
what's the go? if you dont like it, you fuckin wowzer, dont log on! the rest of us are quite happy!
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12/22/2008 3:41 am |
frosty the pervert a pervert frosty is he fucked my wife last night in bed while i was asleep he left a mess a mess off white snow frosty the pervert he fucked my wife last night >>!...\ )
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12/22/2008 2:11 am |
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus Fucking and sucking our moms Twisting and Turning them out While laughing and singing out Ho ho ho ho Merry Sex-mas
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12/22/2008 12:16 am |
ok here goes Deck the halls with bras from Holly Fa la la la la la la la Tis the season to fuck Molly fa la la la la la la la la Shed we our gay apprearal Fa la la la la Now its time to gangbang Carol Fa la la la la la la la Merry Christmas !
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12/21/2008 11:00 pm |
We three kings from Ol' Time Square We saw ladies under wear, So fantastic, So Elastic, 25 cents a pair. -espeeyem-
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12/21/2008 9:31 pm |
Lilly is my absolute Fav. If you ever get the chance just to meet her...She will make your DAY. She knows how to treat a man like a man and then ...WOW
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12/21/2008 9:03 pm |
thanks
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Tracy gave blow jobs yes, she really knew how to blow, With an agile tongue and a button nose and her teeth as white as snow Tracy gave blow jobs she's a fairy tale, they say, she was made of snow but the perverts know how she came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that old silk rag they found. For when they placed it on her head she began to blow the crowd. O, Tracy gave glow jobs she's alive as she could be, And the perverts say she could laugh and play just the same as you and me. humpetty hump hump, humpety hump hump, Look at Tracy go. humpetty hump hump, humpety hump hump, Over the hills she'll blow.
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frosty the snowman - tracy gave blow jobs
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12/21/2008 7:05 pm |
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ALL WERE HOT AND HORNY SOME HAD GOT TOO EXCITED AND COULDN'T WAIT TILL MORNING THE ONES THAT WERE PATIENT AND HAD A GLEAM IN THEIR EYES COULD ONLY IMAGINE THEY MUST BE BYE SOME WHERE THINKING OF SANTA SOME OF MISS CLAUSE BUT ALL WERE SURE THE MORNING WOULD BRING ORGASM AND AWWWWWWW
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1 post 12/21/2008 4:13 pm |
** To the tune of Frosty The Snowman ** Billy the gay dude.. Has an ad on VisionPersonals.com.. With two swingin balls...and a big ole dick... and a warm tight ass hole. Billy the gay dude... was lookin for some play... And the emails came, sayin they were game... Lets hook up today. He drove right down the streets of town... and saw a traffic cop. He couldnt believe his happy ears when he heard him holler STOP! Billy the gay dude... had the ultimate fantasy. He handcuffed the cop, and lube him up... and began to fuck away. Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Billy go... Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump His load he did blow!
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12/21/2008 4:10 pm |
hmmmmmmmmm gaush dod
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