383 posts 2/9/2008 2:29 pm
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UNsexiest thing!
The most unsexy thing that I've ever had said to me, whilst having sex, was;
'Hurry up and get there, love, the chinky shuts in half an hour!'
Sort of puts life into perspective, really.
I found out at the same time that you can't cum while you're laughing fit to bust 
What's yours?
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2/9/2008 3:09 pm
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They torn down an old building. All the mice went to my house. So i set traps. in the middle of love making, One went off under the bed. Nothing kills the mood faster then hearing the mouse flop around 
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/9/2008 3:23 pm:
Eeeeeuuuuuuwwwww! Noooooo! |
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2042 posts 2/9/2008 3:16 pm |
lol that was a good one, hmm well when I have sex I dont have time or lust to say a stupid comment  than its focus on the girl.
have a great evening 
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/9/2008 3:22 pm:
Which is just as it should be.
You have a good evening too babe  |
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110 posts 2/9/2008 4:07 pm |
i like older women lol but i'm not daft enough to tell a woman shes old
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/9/2008 4:17 pm:
You'd think it would be common sense, wouldn't you? 
Let's just call it a test of maturity! |
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6672 posts 2/9/2008 5:16 pm |
i usually can t talk.. mom always told me not to talk with my mouth full...LOL... have a great weekend..
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/9/2008 5:23 pm:
Your mom was a wise woman. It's much more important to have your mouth full
You have a wonderful weekend too! |
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110 posts 2/10/2008 4:22 pm |
as for the chinky lol i knew there was good reason for getting them delivered
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/11/2008 7:24 am:
I believe you still have to stop to answer the door, though, dicky.  |
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110 posts 2/11/2008 5:03 pm |
bugger even my best theories seem to be flawed 
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110 posts 2/11/2008 5:04 pm |
forget the chinky can i just eat yo
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/11/2008 5:22 pm:
You like sweet n sour then? |
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110 posts 2/12/2008 8:07 am |
mmm i just love sweet and sour i bet your more sweet than sour 
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/12/2008 8:34 am:
I can't possibly give out a secret recipe like that! |
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110 posts 2/12/2008 3:14 pm |
i dont want the recipe sinsible just a chance to taste the goods will do for me and u can swear me to secracy before hand
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/13/2008 8:04 am:
ooooh, lots of tongues on that message dicky |
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110 posts 2/13/2008 10:24 am |
lots of tongues lol you will have to do with just the one in real life as thats all i got but i dont see why i shouldnt spoil you with loads of tongues in cyberworld
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/13/2008 10:57 am:
Hehe, some women get roses for valentine's day, some get poetry or even chocolate, I get cyber-tongues |
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110 posts 2/13/2008 2:27 pm |
i allways try to be origanal and of course unlike choccies cybertongues arnt fattening
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/14/2008 7:03 am:
This, of course, is very true |
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110 posts 2/14/2008 8:34 am |
mmm sin of course if u do want something fattening i might just have something full of protien for you
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/14/2008 8:47 am:
Aaaaaw dicky, now you've spoilt it, that one is so very, very old.
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110 posts 2/14/2008 9:16 am |
aww silly me ive gone and blown it  u still love me though dont you cos i'm nice really
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110 posts 2/15/2008 6:14 am |
god sin u r a sexy little devil and u make me such a horny devil too
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/15/2008 7:40 am:
C'mon now dicky, I don't MAKE you anything!
You have to take responsibility for what you are hehe |
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110 posts 2/15/2008 9:01 am |
one day sin i'm going to cover u in rassberry souce and spend all day licking it off
have a good weekend
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/15/2008 9:41 am:
Are you indeed?
Hope you have a good weekend too  |
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110 posts 2/17/2008 8:09 am |
well i would do if you will let me and of course i allready have done in my dreams
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/20/2008 6:33 pm:
Aren't dreams wonderful things? |
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110 posts 2/21/2008 6:52 am |
my dreams r sin so what u been dreaming of ?? apart fro me that is
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/22/2008 2:02 pm:
To tell you my dreams would be to tell all |
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110 posts 2/22/2008 4:58 pm |
just whisper them in my ear sin and i wont tel a soul
rm_sinsibile replies on 2/25/2008 9:54 am:
Well dicky, some dreams are meant for sharing and those i'll happily talk about, but some dreams are more like wishes and can't be shared, otherwise they may not come true |
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110 posts 2/26/2008 4:35 pm |
wow sin thanx for shareing ,,,,,,,,u stopped me telling u my dreams incase they dont cum true but bugger if they do u will be verry ired fo ages hehehehehe ..love ya lotts ,,, hae fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx god wana cudle uu xxxx
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19 posts 3/13/2008 6:17 pm |
how could any one say such a comment to you, god damn, any man worth his salt would go the distant, fuck your stomach, when you have abeautiful woman lying there dying to be pleasured you stand up and be a man and keep going till neither of you can go and you fall asleep in each others arms cuddling
thats my opinion
xxxxxxxxxx
rm_sinsibile replies on 3/16/2008 6:18 pm:
Damned well said that man there.  |
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