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Redefining the Urban Dictionary - for the purposes of this site  

__Crusoe__ 55M
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8/25/2014 5:54 am

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9/1/2014 3:26 am
Redefining the Urban Dictionary - for the purposes of this site

“Master” = a bloke with a photo of a bit of rope on his profile.
“Dom” = a dysfunctional bloke who only feels secure with women when he’s ordering them about.
“Bull” = a bloke who can get an erection at least some of the time.
“Couple” = an ill-defined entity that may on occasion actually comprise a man and woman, but which is often simply a man armed with a few pics of a woman who may/may not be his wife/GF/ex/internet glamour model.
“Slut” = a woman who will have sex with anyone.
"Bitch" = a woman who will have sex with anyone but me
“BBW” = someone in whose presence certain topics need to be uttered in hushed tones.
“VWE” = a man with a penis.
“Big black cock” = black cock (cf. “white cock”).
“Daytime fun” = a form of high farce that involves tumbling through someone’s front door around lunchtime giggling with your trousers round your ankles.
“Dogging” = an open-air communal activity that doesn’t involve dogs.
“Cheating” = a man in a relationship secretly having sex with a different woman (note: there is no female equivalent).
"Cuckold" = a bloke who can no longer be bothered to shag his unattractive wife, and prefers to delegate the task to the less faint-hearted.
"Will reply all messages" = won't reply to any messages.
"Muscular" = a thick-set guy with lots of flab.
"I'm handsome, powerful, professional, wealthy, well-educated" = I'm living in a fantasy world.
"Just out of a long-term relationship now looking for sex." = girlfriend left me because I have a small cock and I'm crap in bed.
'Size/age/looks unimportant' = will fuck anything.
"Couple looking for fem" = Male half's idea to join the site

That will do for starters. Modifications and/or further entries welcome.
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