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How to make love to a man (An Abridged version for the ladies)
How to make love to a man (An Abridged version for the ladies) Its often said that sex should NOT come with a TO DO LIST... But since theres so many out there having BAD sex, maybe you should try something different First things first ladies: CHECK THE CALENDAR: Find out if his favorite Football or Basketball team is playing that day. If so: RESCHEDULE!! Shave the legs. if you wanna cut corners- maybe just do the calves, or just the thighs. YOU know, the part your man likes to touch.... Pick a time: Testosterone tends to spike around 6-9a in am (Morning Wood) Set your clock at the stroke of....well you get the joke. Build anticipation: When he is out with his buddies, or stuck in traffic on the way home- Give that appreciative text that has no words and a picture of you in a shirt that's 1-2 sizes too small. OR shaved CALF or THIGH. (guaranteed to rev his engine!) Mute the Cell phone: Nothing ruins his mood then to hear your mothers ringtone/text alert... unless shes super sexy. Then maybe it may help? (use your discretion on that 1) Bone up on your dirty jokes: Nothing gets us turned on than a dirty joke coming out of such an innocent pair of lips ( yes the lips on her face..) Clean the place: OR Don't Some guys like it dirty! Like the ol saying, "women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place." Asking us to take pics DURING is SUPER Turn on: But no cell camera shots of the dick when its NOT hard: We dont want to be reminded of the SHRINKAGE episode of Seinfeld. ~Linc was here.~ |
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