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Blogs > Linc1912 > Smartazz resides here

Thinks my dick needs to see a shrink.  

Linc1912 47M
369 posts
5/15/2014 6:49 am

Last Read:
4/13/2015 4:08 am
Thinks my dick needs to see a shrink.
Men love oral sex. Correction. Majority of men love oral sex. I have been within earshot of many, many stories of what happened the previous weekend, or 3 hours ago.

Girls who swallow,
Girls who like to tease,
Who like to get sprayed in the face afterwards
who suck dick like a mad woman,
Who like to Snowball (If you don’t know.. Google it)
Who suck it as long as you don’t tell anyone
Girls who brag about having no gag reflex..

Yea, I’ve heard them all.

I wonder why am I so…”Weird” that I can’t climax from oral sex. After years of hearing
“are you gonna cum yet?”
“Are you almost there?”
“Does it feel good baby?”

And telling them;
“no”
“no”
“ehh, its ok”
GEEZ… would I get ostracized for having the NERVE to not climax after 4 minutes of “quality” Tip sucking. Ladies LOVE to say “Well you just haven’t had the right girl on that pipe.” Well, unfortunately, ladies don’t come with 1-6 star recommendation review. We men take a chance just like you ladies.
So after the last “What’s wrong with your DICK?” question, I took oral sex OFF of the table.

*That was about 6-7 years ago.* Last time being someone who turned out to be a good friend after all these years & didn’t take it personal when I didn’t cum.

I think another reason I don’t get the ladies lined up is my LACK of Oralsex interest. SAD TO SAY, some females out there ONLY have skill in sucking dick. INTRODUCE them to a guy like me… who NETRURALIZES their *oral* powers.. and what’s left? I think THEY know they don’t have much to offer, so they just CUT their losses.



Is there a Dick doctor or psychologist that I can take my CONFUSED MEMBER to? (Notice, I’m trying to not say Dick Shrink..) Do I need to have her (YES, a female doctor, DUH) pull the dick out and talk to it while lying on her couch? Is she going to give me therapeutic exercises to conduct in private?
OR,
….is it better this way. ”Can’t miss what you never had right?” I’ll be the first to tell you a lot of guys are FIENDS for oral sex, and will sell their Nintendo collection for a quick blowjob. And women KNOW this is true. You women have used that to your advantage, don’t even try to deny it..lol

I know a guy right now that only gives rides to girls, ONLY if he can get a blowjob out of the deal. That’s just not how I want to be known. Although *James the Titfucker* wouldn’t bother me…

~Linc was here.~
AudioFilly 58F  
1897 posts
5/18/2014 12:56 am

 That would work out perfect for me. I love sucking dick but I do not want the guy to cum from it. The consistency of it makes me gag. I've been told by someone with more experience than I like to think about that I'm the best he's had even though I've never let him cum in my mouth.

I think it's because I do it for myself. I love to feel a dick grow in my mouth...to widen & harden. I love the way it feels against my tongue. It's a very sensual experience for me. That the man usually enjoys my actions is really just a bonus. I'm doing it because I really dig it & it's enhancing my experience.

Thankfully, I don't fall under that category of that being my only skill.


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