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Where can you find porn on the internet ?
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Where can you find porn on the internet ? I heard a dude asked that today . Maybe it was a bit although it seemed sincere - if it was a bit he was really selling it well . If we assume that it was legit one (and Juan) must wonder - how is it possible that a dude who's presumably familiar with the internet doesn't know how to find porn ? That's like not knowing where your hands are - maybe you're not way into your hands , but its no mystery where they are . Now if this dude was fresh off the boat from some country where they ain't go no internet or he came out of a bomb shelter from 1980 or something and he's just being introduced to the internet for the first time I could see him asking that . In fact I assume if an adult man is being shown the internet for the first time I assume they would initially ask "Where the porn at ?"  Last night I was supposed to meet a date at the Grumphole which is a local bar and grill that is NOT named after me . The chick didn't show up because of course she didn't and the manager/owner/whatever decided he would join me . Which was annoying but is extra annoying because he probably though he was doing a good deed . He was telling me all about the key to a successful bar is creating an atmosphere where people want to come because they're afraid they'll miss something if they don't . He said the key to running a bar was making it a place where people just want to stop in and see what's going on . Sounds like BS to me , its a bar , what's going on is nothing . I'm sure the real key is cheap booze and proximity to young people . And maybe a mechanical bull .  In other overhearing dudes news I heard a dude tell a long stupid (and poorly delivered) story that ended with "and then she blew me in the parking lot" . I've decided I'm going to end all my stories like that . Its a good capper . I think you should do the same . Women love a man with confidence . That's what they say . A lot of women blog about it and how unconfident men are disgusting and should kill themselves . I read one of this blogs just moments ago and a thought occurred to me - doesn't this "confidence" thing only work when you have something that you should feel confident about ? If you're a woman who loves confidence and some slimy heap of trash-man comes oozing up to you and confidently puts the moves on you that's not going to work . You're going to say "ew , gross" and spit directly in his face and then call the sheriff and say he tried to Bill Cosby you and get him falsely convicted of tempt sexual assault and sent up to Marble Valley Regional Correctional Facility where he's going to end up a bitch to "Little Pharaoh" Jimmy King - all because he just tried to talk to you ! And where's his confidence going to be then when he's smoking pole just to survive in the big house ? The confidence thing is a crock , there are three things you need to be attractive to women ; Be handsome Don't not be handsome Be Handsome Or one thing Be filthy stinking rich And now for a new segment - which washed up old wrestler would you rather bang if you had to bang one of them ? Today's options ; Raven  OR The Sandman  Actually Sandy looks better in that pic that he did back in the day . Good for him . I recuse myself because I know about their really real lives - such as Raven has been banging every ring-rat in existence for 20 years so he's probably lousy with STDs whereas Sandy has been faithfully married for about the same time and you would think is "clean" . One thing they do in wrestling from time to time is bring in a non-wrestling person to do a match , its usually awful , but they keep doing it for reasons unknown . There's many wrestling tropes like that - they never work but they keep trying it , must be some kind of groupthink . So when they do this once in a great while they get some moron UFC guy or what have you that thinks wrestling is real and when they find out its not a real fight and they have to put the other guy over they balk . This happened back in ECW in their heyday and since they had no money they couldn't resort to the usual method which is giving the dude more money . So Missy Hyatt did the reasonable thing , she told UFCman that if he did the job she'd blow him after the match . So the guy does it and then he whips his unit out and says "I'm ready" and Missy shrugs him off saying "I don't blow losers" . Classic Missy !  Blowjobs are only for people who WIN fake fights . And then she blew me in the parking lot . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I think you should change your tagline from "shy redheads love anal" to "and then she blew me in the parking lot" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Dude...you're right...be handsome or filthy rich. Just think how cool it would be to be both!
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If he'd been rich and handsome you'd have blown him... 
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You left out "be a movie/music video director." (Case in point: Kevin Smith.) Maybe that falls under the "stinking rich" category though. Oh wait, you left out "have a 10" dick" too.
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