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Blogs > demonicsexkitten > Life, or something like it

The Proof I'm Not a Woman  

demonicsexkitten 49F
5181 posts
6/22/2015 5:26 pm

Last Read:
7/1/2015 10:14 pm
The Proof I'm Not a Woman

Hahahaha... OK... my weird humor.

I'm obviously not a woman because:

Women - do not mate/have sex with men trying to produce the best offspring. They usually seek out men for financial security. (Maybe I should re-visit #2 haha... but I've never chosen a guy for either reason)

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything. (Considering wine makes me spit (ick! ick!) but I own a few rolls of duct tape... *AND* a can of WD-40)

These are a couple silly things on the internet that made me laugh today.

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
6/22/2015 6:14 pm

 And funny they are
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


demonicsexkitten replies on 6/22/2015 6:31 pm:
Glad you laughed

easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
6/22/2015 6:31 pm

 I must have evaluated women wrong all of these years!!!

wow...
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demonicsexkitten replies on 6/23/2015 11:36 am:
How do you evaluate them?

I usually kinda like not fitting into a mold. Though it does make me feel like I missed out on some necessary "girl gene" that other women were given. I'm neither tom-boy nor girly-girl. I have my moments but just do my own thing.

Nuke_N_Naughty 52M/54F

6/22/2015 6:40 pm

 Just continue to be your own woman and don't worry about what everyone else is doing.
Dennis (Idahonuke)
To read about myongoing adventures and journey into the lifestyle:
[blog Idahonuke]


demonicsexkitten replies on 6/23/2015 11:37 am:
True.



I try my best. Mostly... I'm too Taurus to follow the "in" crowd if that's what women are supposed to do LOL. "Don't tell me what to do".

kittyliquor519 59M
2730 posts
6/22/2015 7:07 pm

 Amazing how some people can actually think something is proper when it seems obvious they lack a brain
Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


demonicsexkitten replies on 6/23/2015 11:37 am:
They are worth laughing at though

VerandahPoly 80M  
526 posts
7/1/2015 7:05 pm
    Quoting  :
If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.


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