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I figured out my problem...  

demonicsexkitten 49F
5181 posts
1/25/2015 3:51 pm

Last Read:
2/8/2015 10:30 pm

I figured out my problem...

Hmmmm....

This somehow explains so much... hahahaha



Nuke_N_Naughty 52M/54F

1/25/2015 3:54 pm

You aren't the only one who has this problem!!

Dennis (Idahonuke)
To read about myongoing adventures and journey into the lifestyle:
[blog Idahonuke]


demonicsexkitten replies on 1/25/2015 5:26 pm:
The sad thing is ... the next time a "flirt" occasion comes up... I will probably remember this, think "banana" and start snickering and lose it completely at the "What the heck is wrong with you?" look I'll inevitably receive.

Sigh! Ah, well....

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/25/2015 3:59 pm

I don't think I'm a good flirter either. My wife says I'm an ace. So, like "Life of Pi", which story do you prefer?

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demonicsexkitten replies on 1/25/2015 5:24 pm:
Hmmmmm... sorry kzoo... I'm gonna have to believe your wife on this one. {=}

AlvinBooth 70M
5468 posts
1/25/2015 6:01 pm

Are you saying you're easily distracted? Because if you are .... Oh ... hey look ... a quarter.

AB


No Bozos


demonicsexkitten replies on 1/25/2015 6:47 pm:
...are you trying to get me to bend over?

AlvinBooth 70M
5468 posts
1/25/2015 7:33 pm

On advise of counsel ... me ... myself and I ... I respectfully decline to answer that question on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

Dodged that bullet

AB


No Bozos


demonicsexkitten replies on 1/25/2015 7:47 pm:
LOL AB... just for you (Y)


AlvinBooth 70M
5468 posts
1/26/2015 4:40 am



AB


No Bozos


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
1/26/2015 7:20 am

Inside MY head, I am charming, witty, and suave.

Outside of my head, I have a tendency to drag my shirt sleeve through my soup when reaching for the butter.

Oddly enough, I don't have this problem when eating a banana. I just have to make sure I properly dispose of the peel!

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demonicsexkitten replies on 1/27/2015 10:05 pm:
I drag my sleeves through my soup too, but... you should see some of my sleeves.

nwucme1983 123F
23 posts
1/26/2015 12:48 pm

Thank s for the post.

LOL! I can relate to that. The photo made me giggle, but it did hit the mark where my flirting skills are concerned.

Bananas are good though.


demonicsexkitten replies on 1/27/2015 10:06 pm:
Laughter is wonderful

Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
1/27/2015 3:11 am

.. I am too direct, I'm told. Couldn't flirt if I tried!

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


demonicsexkitten replies on 1/27/2015 10:07 pm:
I'm a subtle flirt. By the time the guy I'm flirting with realizes... I'm over it.

easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
2/1/2015 10:56 am

I guess I'm just the opposite...

I see something I like or think I would like to get to know and, I will say something!

You never know if you might miss the boat (from another one of your blogs) or one of the 3 1/2 billion opportunities has just gone by...

When you look at it like that, it's not that important, but, then, when you think that out of the 3 1/2 billion (assuming 7 Billion people on the planet) women I might have a chance at, realistically I'm going to meet somewhere in the thousands... just don't have the bandwidth to meet many more...

food for thought!!!

just sayin'...

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itzchic824 37F
2811 posts
2/8/2015 9:00 pm

haha that's so me.

I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!


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