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Fun with Sex
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Fun with Sex Sex can be serious, wild, sensuous, deeply loving, teasing... and downright hilarious. Or, in some cases, non-sex can be downright hilarious. Sometimes my brain does weird things to me. Like... "wouldn't it be funny if ___" and then I start giggling at the thought. Example "Wouldn't it be horrible and funny if he went to kiss me right as I thought of something funny, or had the song "Mahna mahna" going through my head?" and right at that moment he tried kissing me -- and I burst out giggling uncontrollably. Of course the fact that it happened just makes it more amusing. And the looks of "are you insane?!?" ... even worse. Then there was the lovely night we were together. He was playing one of his Pandora stations on his phone for background music. All was going great, the foreplay was tender and passionate, as was the music, and then... and then... "Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!" I started snickering, then giggling, then he gave me a raised eyebrow look... and I fell over on my back outright laughing. So he glared me. "Hey! It's not MY fault... that's YOUR Pandora station playing Mahna Mahna!" He huffed, grabbed his pillow and turned his back on me in a pout while I laughed myself sick. I do seem to remember him shrugging off attempts at apologizing. Of course the fact I was still laughing didn't help. Does anybody else have any "funny sex" or "funny not-quite-sex" stories? |
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Well, who wouldn't laugh at "Mahna Mahna"? The Muppet "Ode to Joy" is pretty sexy, too. I can't top that story, Kitten. Can't even come close. There was the time my ex rolled over in bed and the covers slipped off revealing her ass...and before I could stop myself I said "Thar she blows!" No apology can ever make up for that one. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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In my lifetime, I had some funny sex happenings. View in a right way, it was good afterwards.  Cum to my blog and respond.  Have a great kissing fun time. 
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Your story just brought back a memory for me. We were in bed and I was working with my partner (the reference fuck girl, for those who read my blog) on being a dirty girl. So, I'm asking her if she wants to be my dirty little slut and she's telling me she wants to be a dirty whore for me. At that moment, from the living room, we hear 'let's put some happy little clouds in...' Yep, we had been watching Bob Ross (don't knock it; it's better than Valium) and paused it when we started getting hot and heavy on the sofa. I guess you can only pause something so long before it begins to play again. Kind of killed the whole 'dirty girl' vibe that night but we laughed our asses off about it.
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I was just hit with a severe feeling of deja vu.
And just the thing that would set me off and stay in memory forever. Thanks for sharing.Become a member to create a blog
