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HNW - Bikini Wednesday
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HNW - Bikini Wednesday I'm 1/4 tempted to actually put a pic of me in a bikini up. Only 1/4 though... friends that have known me forever would surely be so shocked that I showed skin online they might take me to a doctor. Or want to play doctor. Or... something like that. Psychiatrist maybe? It's probably secondary in shock value only to "What?! You cut your hair?!" (Family has declared that they will know I've lost my mind and need a mental hospital if I ever cut it short). I do not have what Hollywood Culture would consider a "bikini body"... not even close. But I do still wear a bikini. Mostly because I have a long back... which means one-piece suits just don't work. Either my boobs fall out, or the circulation is cut off down below. Losing feeling in ones nether regions... well, technically losing feeling is probably an improvement over the pain of cut off circulation prior to the numbness. But either way it's no fun. What's a bikini body?  And for humor:  |
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 . I am not a sexy hard body, so I am "practical" in what I chose for my swim gear . A bikini body? well for me is a lady that has decided that is what she wants to wear.
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 I would look silly in a Bikini come to think of it, I would look silly in a one piece !
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Thank you for focusing our attention on the covered bits! And good on you for taking care of yourself, revealing only what you want to reveal. But I do want to see more...
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I agree with the meme - just put on the bikini. (I have a long torso/short legs too - so one-pieces never fit PLUS they look weird.) I also think - just get naked and post pictures here. It can't hurt. When I was 185, sometimes pushing 190 pounds - I posted naked pictures and got as many hoots as I get now after losing weight (often more, because I had more boob). No matter WHAT your body type, there are always ways to photograph it in a flattering way.
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 Love the advice. So funny, so true. There's a line from an Isaac Asimov novel, to the effect that if only Hollywood standards of beauty could inspire passion, the human race would have died out long ago. Here's a Hollywood swimsuit story, told for the truth. It's from a TV documentary. When Annette Funicello was cast for her first beach party movie, they needed Walt Disney's consent, because she was still under contract. If you don't know why Annette Funicello would be under contract to Disney, she was a mouseketeer. If you don't know what a mouseketeer was: A - Don't be too surprised if one day I use black magic to steal your youthful body. B - Google is your friend. Back to the story. Walt Disney allegedly asked "What are you doing to my little girl?" To which he was replied: "She's 19! We're starting her on her adult career." So Walt Disney consented, with one condition. As long as Annette was under contract to Disney, she must not display her belly button on film. Check it out. In the early Annette Funicello beach party movies, you will see a swarm of extras running around in bikinis, and Annette in a one piece, or a two piece with the bottom half high enough to cover her navel. That's the story. And I call BS on "only look at the covered areas". I'm looking at the belly buttons. Innies and outies, I like the variety. I'm a belly button man.
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I also decided not to post a picture of me in a bikini!  Happy HNW.
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