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Birthday Wishes  

demonicsexkitten 49F
5180 posts
5/14/2010 8:49 pm

Last Read:
8/16/2013 4:55 am

Birthday Wishes


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

***

Happy Birthday to KMA5, shyknight2005 and... well, to me!!

Birthday wishes? Well... somebody has recently begun fantasizing about helping me live out my ultimate fantasy of multiple male partners at once... but I doubt I'll get that for my birthday

If I can't have 3 men at once... I guess I'll just settle for World Peace. Yeah... World Peace for my B-day, please

I think I might head out into nowhere and commune with Nature a bit on my birthday. Re-connect. Re-energize. Re-lax. (hah).

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Oh... and if anybody wonders: KMA5's bday is Today (5/14), ShyKnight's is 5/15, and mine is 5/16. Busy party weekend!

AlvinBooth 70M
5468 posts
5/15/2010 7:10 am

Happy Birthday !!! I think you'd have better luck finding 3 guys willing to fulfill your fantasy ... I wouldn't be one of then ... I'm strictly 1 on 1 ... than having world peace.

Have fun communing with nature and if it's anywhere near a huckleberry patch I know you'll be coming back home with a bucket full.

AB

No Bozos


demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
5/15/2010 9:34 am

Huckleberries won't be ripe for a while yet But fresh air, sunshine, no people... all good.


KMA5 48M
771 posts
6/3/2010 9:38 pm

That's my wifey thnxx for the b-day big up


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