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Blogs > whiskystr8 > Don't Tell The Neighbors

Strangest come-on  

whiskystr8 47M
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8/28/2014 12:43 am

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11/23/2017 2:29 pm
Strangest come-on

It happened when I was about 30. I was alone in this bar in Northwest DC. There was karaoke going and I was standing near the corner just taking it all in.

I could tell that this older Latino guy was checking me out. He wasn't really my type so I tried not to make eye contact. Even so, he walked up behind me and started talking. I was trying not to give him any body language clues that I was interested so most of the conversation happened sort of backwards sideways.

The whole thing was an excercise in trying to be polite without really encouraging the conversation.

Him: Why hello.
Me: Hi

Him: How are you this evening?
Me: Fine

Him: You are very handsome.
Me: Thanks

Him: I can tell, you are a Capricorn.
Me: What?

Him: I said, I can tell you are a Capricorn.
Me: No...Taurus

Him: No, Really?
Me: ...Yes

Him: Do you know what that means?
Me: No

Him: It means, you need to be touched.

At this point, he leaned over and bit me on the shoulder. Seriously, he bit me in the middle of the bar. I'm generally a smart-ass of the first degree and have a pretty decent comeback for everything but my wits were lost.

Me: Uh....I have no response to that.

And then I left the bar, got in my car and went home, laughing all the way.

Gravityless 48M
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8/28/2014 1:07 am

 That's friggin' out there lol... Hope he didn't break skin


Natsfan2306 45M
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3/3/2019 8:22 pm

 That’s pretty weird. Don’t think I would have been as nice about it. I probably would have turned around played nice and bite his ass back. Just a little harder.


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